Iv been wanting to do this for a while now, but never thought it would work out. There are a lot of aspects that don't make sense, such as how Roach and Ghost have their nicknames even though they are only teenagers. But you know what? Im going for it anyways. Please tell me if its bad.

" Bloody hell." MacTavish mumbled as he stared at his schedule. He shifted the crinkled piece of paper in his hands and leaned against the wall.

" How can anybody understa-"

" You have it upside down shite for brains."

MacTavish turned around and found Ghost behind him, surveying his own schedule as he pushed his brown hair out of his eyes.

" Room 211, is that near here?"

The thinner teenager cocked an eyebrow and pointed to the nearest classroom, which read 113.

" Its on the other side of the school mate."

" Fuck!"

" And class starts in two minutes."

" FUCK!"

" And your not wearing any pants."

" FU- wait, what?"

The Scottish student looked down, horrified.

" Just kidding Tav." Ghost assured with a laugh as he put a hand of his friends shoulder and began to lead him down the hallway " Its only the first day, the teacher wont care if your l-"

" IM SO FUCKING LOST!"

Both boys turned just as a scrawny student with strait black hair went running down the hallway, dropping things as he went past.

" Were you heading Roach?" Ghost called after him.

" THE GYM!"

" ….That's the other way you prat!"

It was too late, Roach had already turned the corner.

" What the bloody hell is wrong with him?" MacTavish asked. Ghost shrugged.

" He's a little….. Odd."

" More like insane."

" He's okay once you get to know him."

" Im not going near him."

" He's not that bad. Were going to my house after school, you should come."

" No wa-"

Randomly an unseen door opened, hitting MacTavish right in the face. The other student who opened it just walked down the hallway, not noticing the Scotsmen rolling on the ground and gripping his face.

" I- I think my nose is broken." He groaned. Ghost kneeled beside his friend in pity.

" Can you take me to the nurse Simon?"

" Yeah, but there's one thing."

" Aye?"

" That's on the other side of the school to."

" FUCK!"