Doctor Who, Deadpool. Series 2, Part 1: The Strangest Companions To Date!
The TARDIS. Home to the Doctor, and witness to many, many of the Doctor's adventures.
The Doctor recently on his journeys, picked up two of his most strangest companions to date. Deadpool, A Merc With A Mouth and his nerdy side-kick, Weasel.
The three members aboard the 'spaceship', as DP referred to it, braced themselves for impact as it prepares to come to a harsh landing after a small and speed journey of not two minutes.
K-THUNK
"Already?" the Doctor said, confused, checking the controls. "That can't be right, unless we're landing exactly where we took off from!"
Deadpool ran straight to the TARDIS' door and popped his head out to see where they were.
He looked out to see a family of three sitting on a very worn and faded brown couch with faces of shock and horror. Deadpool looked blankly at them before popping his head back in and closing the door behind him.
"Well?" the Doctor asked.
"We're in Apartment 10ad…except it's not us in there…there's a family…of three…" he replied, flabbergasted.
"Ah," the Doctor nodded. "happens all the time. Just let me move this baby a metre or two and we'll be off."
The Doctor returned to the TARDIS controls and started fidgeting about with buttons and switches. "Allons-Y!"
The TARDIS rocked harshly before doing a couple of 360 degree spins and landing once again with a harsh K-THUNK!
Weasel walked over to the door and opened it wide. "We're in a very, very dark alley." he said calmly, trying to keep his nerves at bay.
"Great! Let's go!" said the Doctor cheerfully, marching towards the exit.
"WAIT!" Deadpool yelled after him.
"WHAT????" the Doctor yelled in return, confused as to why Deadpool would be calling him back.
"I can't go out there running around looking like this!" he exclaimed, referring to his red and black outfit.
"Don't worry about it!" the Doctor said, metaphorically waving it aside. "You'll be fine. Now come, we must move on!"