Lynn: "Clyde's dads killed themselves."
Rita: "They did what?"
Lori: "We were having a great time when all of a sudden they just snapped, pulled out guns, literally blew their brains out and we just left and walked home."
Lisa: "I have no idea what precipitated this. Maybe it was our annoying behaviour that drove them to suicide."
[Back at Clyde's house, Clyde stares at his dad's bodies.]
Clyde: "Ah well, looks like I need new parents, they should probably be women this time."