author note i own nothing but the idea
Rosalie checked her history on the slim laptop just seeing what Emmett had been up to. She did not recognize any of the site she clicked on a few all had pictures of four wheelers.
"Emmett get your undead ass up here!"
She could hear him climb the stairs and take a few moments to himself.
"Yes darling of mine?" he asked hoping she didn't have a anvil under the bed.
"What were you doing on my laptop?" she asked through her teeth
"Just surfin the web" he said as if he was a 17 year old trying to get some one of his back.
"Emmett we had to move last time you bought a four wheeled human attractor." she said so flatly it hurt him.
"Aww baby doll" he pulled her on his lap "This is a good thing."
"How?" still angry but seemed hap on her new seat.
"Well I was going to get you one and we could have picnics in northern Canada."
"Em?" she said a bit sweeter
"Yea?" He said looking up from the screen
"We don't eat food, and you cant buy 12 bunnies shove them in a basket and call it a lunch." She said remembering the time he tried that.
"I was trying to be romantic." He said in self defense
She looked at him as if she would smack him. "No to the bunnies and no to the four wheelers"
"Well what if some one else bought them?" he asked slowly
"No"
"please please please" he asked with puppy dog eyes
"No No"
"Fine then. Carlisle I found a way to repay the pack." he said louder
"You wouldn't"