Oko- The pumpkin story was so cute! ^^
Bob- So thats why you decided to parody it?
Oko- Pretty much!
Bob- (I'll never understand that girl....)
Oko-....it actually didn't come out all that funny, but I've got better ideas for this! Just keep reading! This is a parody of a lot of stuff in the series, just the pumpkin thing is first!
Bob-.....
Bob-a-jobbin'- WHHOOOOOP!!!!
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Tamaki was rolling on the floor, in his usual state of depression. Haruhi, the cause of this depression, was still talking Kasonada, oblivious to the king's obvious distress.
Not that the twins really cared about Tamaki's stupid pride (although they did care about their precious toy being chatted up by Kasonada...), but at least they noticed it (maybe because he was using the space in front of him to cry his little heart out....it would be really hard to miss it...)
Kaoru sighed, hugging his pumpkin closer. It was practically insanity to him how Tono couldn't get it. That Tono still didnt realize his love for Haruhi. Kaoru sighed harder. Hikaru didn't know either.
But then again, at this stage, he didn't know...
'I wish people who are in love with Haruhi, would just come out and say it, instead of beating 'round the bush,' Kaoru stated, with faked nonchalance.
Hikaru blinked. 'Why are you emphasising stuff?'
Kaoru looked at him incredulously. Hikaru grinned stupidly back. Kaoru face palmed.
Tamaki looked up, realising he wasn't alone in his depression corner. He scowled at Kaoru.
'May I ask you why you're holding a pumpkin?'
Kaoru shot him a glare that could repress a nuclear explosion. 'It's the super amazing pumpkin of life!'
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They all looked up from what they were doing as Tamaki entered the room. He stood tall, Eclair behind him, smirking.
'I will be engaged to Eclair, and I will also be disbanding the host club!' He said, his voice ringing through the room.
All the hosts gasped. Hunny let Usa-chan drop to the floor. Mori slowly bent down to pick it up, handing it back to the shocked senior. Haruhi stood, shock coursing through her.
Suddenly they heard an estranged wail. They flung them selves around, just to see Hikaru trying to console his sobbing brother.
Surely thats a bit over dramatic....Haruhi thought sullenly.
Kaoru looked up at them, his eyes narrowing into a glare. It was only then, that the hosts noticed the dead object Kaoru was holding.
He scowled. 'Tono killed my flippin' pumpkin!'
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Hikaru made the carriage go faster and faster, until it finally toppled over. Kaoru fell out, skidding along the ground, but otherwise, okay. Haruhi managed to stay upright in the carriage, holding onto the sides for dear life.
Hikaru went 'whooooooosh' over and landed in the middle of a field. Show off....
Kaoru yelped as he saw his brother hit the ground, scrambling to his feet and running into the field. He grabbed Hikaru's hand, helping him to sit up.
Haruhi got tired waiting, and took matters into her own hands, deciding to drive the carriage herself.
'....ungrateful girl! She left us behind!' Hikaru scowled, watching the carriage ride into the distant.
Kaoru wasn't listening. He was staring at his surroundings in wonder. 'Pumpkins!'
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They were driving back to the school, in the chauffeur driven car with the tainted windows. It was big enough for all of them to pile into, no one having to share a seat or anything.
Kaoru looked out the window. His was rolled down, so he could watch the scenery go by. Suddenly he stopped smiling, and a look of horror came over him. Hikaru noticed. He touched his twins shoulder, worried.
'Kaoru, whats wrong?'
Kaoru turned to him, pointing out the window, at the field they had fallen into earlier. All the pumpkins in it had died.
'I'm gonna kill you Tono!!! Stop your murderous killing spreeeeeee!!!!'
'Would you give it a rest?!?!'
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Bob- In case you don't get the second part, its a pun on Kaoru's little speech to the Class rep when they got locked in the room in episode 21. He says that the host club made their lives into a carriage, but it could just turn back into a pumpkin at any time. So we parodied it by saying that if the host club got disbanded, Kaoru's pumpkin would die.
Oko- Also, the first part is set when Kasonada came to the host club to see Haruh, and Hikaru, Kaoru and Tamaki get all worked up!
Bob-a-jobbin'- WHOOOPPP!
Oko- Please review! Another update soon!