It was a hot, sunny day in Philadelphia. Yeti was heading to the mall to buy the new Degrassi T-Shirt.

"God it's getting pretty fucking hot in here" Yeti exclaimed while he removed all his clothes, starting to walk naked. He entered the mall and saw that the store was on break and the manager would be back in 2 hours. He figured he'd take a shit, and gossip with people in the Café.

As he was heading to the bathroom he noticed 3 police men strafing down the hall.

"Hey you there, where the fuck you think you're going without your Degrassi T-Shirt, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO ANYWHERE TIL YOU BUY ONE." Said the Buff Police Man

"Holy shit, the store is fucking closed you incompetent swine." Yeti replied, slowly jerking off in front of the cop.

"I'll deal with him myself!" Exclaimed the small petite officer, grabbing Yeti by the wrist, saying it in a very high pitched voice. Yeti couldn't help but be aroused by the young officer, mask covering her face he let her carry him to the alley.

"H-h-h—h-hi sexy bby ;)" Yeti said trying to sound seductive as his massive boner was poking the officer in the fartbox. The officer turned around and slowly removed his mask, revealing what appeared to be a young boy, looking no older than 8 staring back at him seductively.

"About that beer I owed ya, IT'S ME TEELAR FROM BLACK MESA!" The officer (Teelar) exclaimed.

"HOLY SHIT. GOD DAMMIT I'VE BEEN DONE DIDDLED AGAIN M8" Screamed Yeti, but as much as he didn't want it to be true he still couldn't help be aroused by the young boy in front of him.

"Yeah I saw your totally hot bod and I just couldn't resist, care to see mine? ;)" Teelar said while starting to strip.

"Oh jeez, I'd sure love to but look at the time, I should get goi-"

"TIME, DR FREEMAN?" Screamed Lo1ts, as he popped out of the trash can next to them. Yeti soon saw his butt buddy and smiled.

"LO1TS GOOD THING YOU SHOWED UP PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY BEFORE TEELAR TRYS AND RAPES ME" Yeti screamed.

"Jeez I wish I could help you there, but I'm on Teelars side, I mean you deserve suitable punishment for not having a Degrassi shirt, and I was actually called as backup from Teelar. You're about to get TP'ed up the FB," Lo1ts screamed as he jumped out of the Trash Can, wearing nothing but a Degrassi shirt. He approached Yeti's FB and before he could do anything he was getting tongue punched. Teelar took this opportunity to rub Yeti's Fat V, which he knew was his most sensitive part. Yeti started moaning

"Uguuuuuuuuu this *huff* is almost *puff* as good as *huffpuffhuffhuff* DegrasSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Yeti said as he orgasmed the biggest orgasm he ever orgasmed.

As this was going on Blizik was trying to (Accelerated Backwards) Bandicoot Scoot down the alley and he rammed into all of them. Knocking them OoB and all the way into Ravenholme.

"God dammit Blizik, we don't go to RavenHolme anymore" Lo1ts said with a disapproving glare. Headcrabs surrounded them and started assfucking them all.

THE END