'Say "CHEESE"' said the photographer, widely grinning from ear to ear. ANOTHER photo – yay.
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Looking back on that day, I was so flustered by just having my photo taken, nothing big to worry about, that came next...
After the photo shoot, Hermione, Ron and I all went to the three broomsticks for a pint of butterbeer. It was at the Three Broomsticks that it happened, the most horrific moment of my life
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We entered the three broomsticks and Hermione ordered us the butterbeer. It was when it arrived was the horror: as I took a sip I noticed that there was a FLY in my butterbeer. Eugh. Most horrific moment of my life. FULL STOP.
I mean, yeah Voldemort tries to kill me every 5 seconds, but does he EVER succeed? NO. I don't even think he ever will. Sometimes, when I'm having those weird wee visions I have at night, I feel like saying: 'ugh, just get lost voldy.' In fact, next time I see him, I'm gonna say that. I don't care if he IS a dark wizard. He failed in trying to kill a BABY, he can't be that scary really. Can he?
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Ok, so I'm at his house, it was extremely easy to find, honestly, it's not like I came up with some plan to track him down. I just went to 'Voldy lane' and followed the 'I'm warning you, don't come any further signs.' Simples. So I have repeatedly rang the doorbell like, 6 times and he just isn't answering.
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"Hello? Mummy, is that you?" A voice that sounded extremely like Voldemort's came from inside the house.
"No, you idiot, it's Harry, Harry Potter, you know, your arch -nemesis. You try to kill me all the time, always fail. Ring any bells? Get it? Y'know because I've been ringing your bell repeatedly? No, perfectly understandable. I suck at jokes."
"I know you, stupid. Come on in, have some tea."
"Oh, no thank you, I can't stay, I'm waay past curfew as it is. I just wanted to say to you..."
"what did you want to say?"
"Oh, just 'UGH, GET LOST VOLDY'" and I ran, I ran like the wind and well yeah that was really that, Voldy went to bed, I went to bed, and we all lived happily ever after.
OR DID WE?
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