Y&T: Hello to all you people! We have a guest star!
Person: Let's welcome fellow author, and my friend, Monkey Pie225!
Monkey: Yo.
Tsuna: Why don't you put your name?
Person: Because he's a loser.
Monkey: You're the loser!
Person: Whatever. I'm not getting into one of those stupid fights again.
Tsuna: I have a question.
Person: Yes?
Tsuna: What are me and Yamamoto doing here?
Person: I want to torture Monkey.
Yamamoto: How?
Person: He's not a fan of yaoi and doesn't like to see men together, or woman for that matter.
Monkey: I'm fine with gays and lesbians as long as I don't have to see them doing stuff past holding hands and hugging.
Tsuna: That still doesn't clarify why we're here.
Person: You and Yamamoto shall kiss each other.
Tsuna: Why would we do that!?
Person: One, because I said so. Two, because I want to torture Monkey. Three, it's New Year's Eve. And four, Yamamoto looks like he's about to do it anyways. *points to Yama*
T&M: *looks to see*
Tsuna: Why are you putting a mint in your mouth!?
Yamamoto: So my breath doesn't stink when we kiss! =D
Person: Told ya.
Tsuna: *starts running away*
Person: I don't think so. *pulls lever*
Tsuna: HIEEEE!
Monkey: *sweat-drops* Is the cage necessary?
Person: Yes. Now get get him, Yamamoto!
Yamamoto: Right! *attacks Tsuna*
Monkey: That's not a pretty sight.
Person: I win! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Monkey: No, I mean your face. *shivers*
Person: What!? *attacks monkey*
Random dot: Hi. *everyone stops* What?
Everyone else: Who are you?
Random dot: I'm Random dot.
Everyone else: Oh...BE GONE FOUL CREATURE!
Random dot: WHA *poof*
Monkey: Are we almost done here?
Person: Just about. We just need the final sentence, then we're done.
Monkey: *sigh* Fine. Let's get this over with.
Everyone: Hope you thought this was dumb!
Person: NOT THAT ONE!
Monkey: Remember to read my fics! *gets punched in head*
Person: *tick mark* Not that one either, idiot.
Monkey: Fine... Meanie.
Everyone: Have a happy New Year!