Shinobi of Genius!
By: The Former PrinceofDDR
I just came up with this when I saw the Real Men of Genius Commercials after such a long time. I hope you enjoy it! Anheuser Busch created the original idea.
Key:
Kakashi: Narrator
Iruka: Singer
(Cue the Real Men of Genius theme)
"Ninja Dew presents, Shinobi of Genius," Kakashi said into the mike.
"Shinobi of Genius…" Iruka sang into the other mike.
"Today, we salute you, Mr. Overly Cautious Preparer," Kakashi said.
"Mr. Overly Cautious Preparer!" Iruka sang once more, as Naruto showed up with a HUGE Backpack on his back.
"Shuriken, Kunai, Katana, Senbon. The only thing missing…is the Kitchen Sink."
"That's a lot of pointy things!"
"But you don't stop there. You decide to add what is, according to you, Kami's gift to man. Ramen."
"A dude's got to eat!"
"And then you say, "What the hell. I think I'll add in that Kitchen Sink after all."
"Might need to do some dishes!"
"And in the heat of battle, with all of the stuff you've got in that backpack, your allies can always count on you, to end up pulling out a cup of ramen instead of your Kunai."
"Yes, we're screwed!"
"Ironically, your mortal enemy happens to be as much of a ramen addict as you are, and spares your life for said cup of ramen."
"Everybody's happy!"
"So, here's to you, Mr. Overly Cautious Preparer. You remind us, that being a pansy, can sometimes be a good thing."
"Mr. Overly Cautious Preparer!"
"And, that's a wrap!" Kakashi said, pulling off the headphones, and pulling out two cans of Ninja Dews. "Care for one, Iruka?"
"Don't mind if I do!" Iruka replied, and the two ninja toasted each other to a job well done.
And that is the first chapter. I hope I did a good job with it. I've already got ideas for two more. Here they are!
Mr. Brightly Colored Jumpsuit Wearer.
Mr. Ultra Hot Kunoichi Harem Man.
If you liked this, and end up leaving a review, then you can suggest ones that you'd like to see, and I'll try my best to make the best ones a reality.
Hope you liked this, and Catch you next continue!