AN-Written purely out of boredom. Sort of inspired by the a few lines in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Sort of. This is my first attempt at the post epilogue era. I hope I can get this right.
Disclaimer-I do not own Harry Potter. Call off your lawyers! For the love of all things holy, call of your lawyers.
All Hail the King
How would you describe James Sirius Potter? His parents would describe him as someone who loves a good joke. His younger sister would describe him as her protector from bullies. His brother would say that he his comrade in pranks. Teddy however, would call the twelve year old the King of Cock Block.
Ever since Teddy was about seventeen and he and Victoire had started dating, James had the incredible knack of disrupting stolen moments between Victoire and himself. One night, at the usual weekly supper at the Weaselys', Teddy and Victoire were up in Aunt Ginny's old room having a fairly satisfying snog, and in barged James. Teddy cursed and chased James out of the room.
This constant interrupting kept occurring over the years. James had even managed to interrupt Teddy's and Victoire's goodbye before her final year at Hogwarts. That interruption annoyed him the most, because he wouldn't see her until Christmas. But Victoire was coming home from her final year of Hogwarts today. And Teddy was going to be damn if the little twerp interrupted their reunion.
Teddy passed around his room, making sure that it was clean enough for when Victoire would arrive. She would be here any minute; the train had probably arrived a little bit ago. Harry and Ginny had taken Lily with to go meet Albus and James and then they were going out to dinner in London. They'd be gone for hours. He had final accepted Harry and Ginny's invitation to move in around Christmas time. Sure he regretted leaving his grandma to live by herself, but he made frequent visits to her house. Harry was helping him get into the auror program.
"Teddy, are you here?" Victoire called from downstairs. Teddy yelled that he was upstairs. As soon as she walked into the room, Teddy pulled her into his arms and kissed her with fervor.
"I missed you so much." He said. Victoire pulled him to the bed, returning the kiss. Hands started roaming, breathing became erratic and gasping, and shirts were unbuttoned. Teddy knew tonight would be the night. He had dreamt about this for a long time. And that's when the king himself came into the room.
"Teddy, are you sure you don't want come with? Oh for the love of Merlin." James yelled as he spotted the two on the bed. Victoire flushed bright red and hastily hid her naked top half under a pillow. Teddy jumped off of the bed and gave James a murderous glare. James flinched and turned to leave. "Never mind."
'All hail the King,' Teddy thought.
AN-Short little fic. It wasn't too horrible was it?