I FINALLY WROTE A ONESHOT! I'VE NEVER FELT PROUDER!
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything
Sunday; December 5 2010. 7:29 pm.
PuckYouVeryMuch: glee clb mting!
TheDevilWearsGucci: Okay, you seriously type like that?
PuckYouVeryMuch: sht up, hummel. im just a messngr, rachel is da 1 who wants d mting
TheDevilWearsGucci: Whatever, where?
PuckYouVeryMuch: bout 2 invite u 2 da conference
*PuckYouVeryMuch has invited you to a conference*
*TheDevilWearsGucci has joined the conference*
TheLoneStar: Kurt! So glad you came
Frankenteen: What's with the meeting, Rachel?
TheNextBeyonce: Yeah, what's up with the meeting?
TheLoneStar: Guys, I would like to address a very BIG issue to you all.
Cheerio101: That pimple on your forehead?
TheLoneStar: Shut up, Santana!
PuckYouVeryMuch: Girl fight! Girl fight!
BarbieToYourKen: Control yourself, Noah.
PuckYouVeryMuch: Ur nt my mom
KenToYourBarbie: Listen to the woman, Puck
TheDevilWearsGucci: Oh dear God, they have matching names
GothChick: I think it's cute. I wish Mike would do that :/
TheDancingNinja: A) I'M RIGHT HERE B)Let it go, Tina. We've talked about this. IT'S LAME
GothChick: …There's no need to shout
JacobIsTheMan: Ooohhh, Do I smell trouble in paradise?
IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: Who invited him^ here?
JacobIsTheMan: Artie! Just the person I was looking for. What can you say about the whole Asian Fusion? I hear from a very trusted source that dating Brittney was just a whole distraction from your feeling for a certain Asian. Is it true?
TheLoneStar: Jacob, Why are you here?
JacobIsTheMan: …I'm a very lonely person
TheDevilWearsGucci: AAAAAAAAAAAND, Blocked.
*JacobIsTheMan is now blocked from this conference*
TheNextBeyonce: Again, what is the point of this?
Frankenteen: Wait, where's Brittney?
IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: She still doesn't know how to use the computer.
Frankenteen: Oh. Okay.
TheDevilWearsGucci: Anyway, Rachel, you have something to tell us? I have a night facial schedule to follow
TheLoneStar: Right back to the topic. As you all know, Mister Schue's birthday is coming up this Friday. I say we hold a surprise party
PuckYouVeryMuch: Jst bcuz ur inluv wid him doesn't mean we should 2
Frankenteen: I actually agree with Rachel. Mister Shue has given us so much, we should give back
KenToYourBarbie: Not to rain on your parades, but I'm really busy, you know? Things to do and stuff.
BarbieToYourKen: I agree with Sam.
TheDancingNinja: Of course you do…
BarbieToYourKen: WHAT DOES THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?
TheDancingNinja: Nothing. Jeez, women these days.
BarbieToYourKen: Anywaaay, we're busy, Rachel. I, for one, must organize Coach Slyvester's charity event
GothChick: Coach Slyvester does charity?
BarbieToYourKen: Not really. I mean, the title is 'Why be you when you can be new; a charity for ugly people to have plastic surgery today!'
Cheerio101: Berry, you should totally join. Maybe they'll reduce your nose small enough you'd resemble a human. It's a FAT chance, but you can hope.
TheLoneStar: Very funny, Satan
TheLoneStar: I mean, Santana
Cheerio101: I WILL CUT YOU, MIDGET. I. WILL. CUT. YOU.
PuckYouVeryMuch: GIRL FIGHT! GIRL FIGHT!
TheDevilWearsGucci: Noah, BEHAVE. Now girls, make peace and finish this damn thing. I still have to do my facial.
Frankenteen: Want me to help you?
TheDevilWearsGucci: No, Finn. Remember the last time?
Frankenteen:…I said I was sorry.
TheDevilWearsGucci: I forgive you but I don't think twinkles the cat does.
PuckYouVeryMuch:…
BarbieToYourKen:…
Cheerio101:…
TheDancingNinja:…
IWheelMyChairBackAndForth:…
GothChick:…
TheNextBeyonce:…
TheLoneStar:…OKaaaaaaay. Moving on. So you guys, party. I will organize it of course. I think the theme should be; The rising star
TheNextBeyonce: C'mon, it's already a bday party for Mister Schue and it's still about you?
TheLoneStar:..Then what do you think it should be?
IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: How 'bout broadway? Mister Schue seems to like a LOT of those
TheLoneStar: Brilliant! I can do that. Now, food?
PuckYouVeryMuch: i cn do it!
BarbieToYourKen: No way. Remember the last time you handled food?
TheDevilWearsGucci: I'll help, Noah, and make sure he doesn't slip anything to the food.
PuckYouVeryMuch: THT WAS 1 TIME. 1 EFFING TIME.
TheLoneStar: Okay, decorations? I can do it but I need help
Frankenteen: I'll help you
TheLoneStar: Thank you, Finn
Cheerio101: Awkward…
TheDevilWearsGucci: I love how you bluntly contribute to this conversation, Santana
TheLoneStar: We should have one big song number for him. I'll be happy to lend my talent.
GothChick: Me, Mercedes and Artie will take care of that.
TheDancingNinja: Me and Brittney can choreograph.
TheLoneStar: So that's it. I'll see you all on Monday for further planning. Bye!
*Cheerio101 has logged out*
*TheGothChick has logged out*
*TheDancingNinja has logged out*
*TheBarbieToYourKen has logged out*
*TheKenToYourBarbie has logged out*
*IWheelMyChairBackAndForth has logged out*
*TheNextBeyonce has logged out*
TheLoneStar: So, Finn, we'll just meet up at your house, okay?
Frankenteen: Okay.
TheLoneStar: Okay.
TheDevilWearsGucci:…and then you both erupted into flames of unresolved sexual tension
Frankenteen: Bye
TheLoneStar: Bye
*TheLoneStar has logged out*
*Frankenteen has logged out*
PuckYouVeryMuch: ^Sme tme as ders?
TheDevilWearsGucci: You do know that the keyboard has the WHOLE alphabet right?
PuckYouVeryMuch: Whutever,man. Latr.
*PuckYouVeryMuch has logged out*
Monday. December 6, 2010. 10:21 am
PuckYouVeryMuch: im board
TheDevilWearsGucci: And I'm chalk
PuckYouVeryMuch: no, like I have noting 2 do
TheDevilWearsGucci:…
TheDevilWearsGucci: I hope you don't breed
PuckYouVeryMuch: Y? im awesome!
TheDevilWearsGucci: Why are you talking to me again?
PuckYouVeryMuch: ur da only 1 online
PuckYouVerMuch: im board
TheDevilWearsGucci: So I've heard
PuckYouVeryMuch: lets ply a gme!
TheDevilWearsGucci: Don't you have class?
PuckYouVeryMuch: i do
TheDevilWearsGucci: Why don't you listen then?
PuckYouVeryMuch: its not lke ill use chem whn i grw up
TheDevilWearsGucci: Touché
PuckYoueryMuch: Wat? n Y arn't u in clss?
TheDevilWearsGucci: I'm sick. I'm at home.
PuckYouVeryMuch: i think i jst found wat i should do
TheDevilWearsGucci: Whaaaat?
TheDevilWearsGucci: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, NOAH?
TheDevilWearsGucci: NOAH!
TheDevilWearsGucci: DAMMIT NOAH ANSWER ME
*PuckYouVeryMuch has logged out*
TheDevilWearsGucci: Crap. What the hell did I just do?
Monday, December 6 2010. 4:20 pm
*Frankenteen has logged in*
Frankenteen: Kurt. What's Puck doing in our bathroom?
TheDevilWearsGucci: He stupidly spilled cake flour all over himself.
Frankenteen: What are YOU covered in cake flour?
TheDevilWearsGucci: He tried to hug me afterwards
Frankenteen: Okay?
TheDevilWearsGucci: Don't worry, Finn. All we did was watch some TV and try to bake, NOTHING else
Frankenteen: If you're sure…
TheDevilWearsGucci: OF COURSE I'M SURE
Frankenteen: No need to get snippy
TheDevilWearsGucci: Sorry
TheDevilWearsGucci: Wait. Is that Rachel in your room?
Frankenteen: Bye Kurt!
Frankenteen: AND DON'T YOU DARE SET FOOT INTO MY ROOM
Frankenteen: Bye!
*Frankenteen has logged out*
TheDevilWearsGucci: I didn't see that coming *insert large dosage of sarcasm here*
Tuesday, December 7 2010 9:45 am
PuckYouVeryMuch: i c ur still sck
TheDevilWearsGucci: And you're still skipping
PuckYouVerMuch:..Wanna hng out?
TheDevilWearsGucci: Wow, you actually asked this time
PuckYouVerMuch: Is dat a yes?
TheDevilWearsGucci:…The front door is wide open
PuckYouVeryMuch: Sweet
*PuckYouVeryMuch has logged out*
Tuesday December 7 2010. 5:20
*TheNextBeyonce has logged in*
TheNextBeyonce: You weren't in glee today
TheDevilWearsGucci: I'm sick, you know that
TheNextBeyonce: So was Puck
TheDevilWearsGucci: We just hung out, 'Cedes
TheNextBeyonce: Mh-hm. Just be careful alright?
TheDevilWearsGucci:…
TheDevilWearsGucci: Thanks, Mercedes.
TheNextBeyonce: Need to do HW now. Bye, honey.
TheDevilWearsGucci: Bye
*TheNextBeyonce has logged out*
Tuesday December 7 2010 9:30 pm
*PuckYouVeryMuch has logged in*
TheDevilWearsGucci: That was a fast drive
PuckYouVeryMuch: im an awezom drver
PuckYouVeryMuch: betcha alredy miss me
TheDevilWearsGucci: FAT chance
PuckYouVeryMuch: R U CALLING ME FAT?
TheDevilWearsGucci: I did not expect that reaction
TheDevilWearsGucci: And no I did not
PuckYouVeryMuch: .
TheDevilWearsGucci: Anyway, My car's in the shop and Finn got my sickness. Can I hitch a ride to school with you tomorrow?
PuckYouVeryMuch: yeh. Sure. Pck u up at 7
TheDevilWearsGucci: Thanks.
PuckYouVeryMuch: So last week I…
Wednesday December 8 2010 8:30am
TheNextBeyonce: BOY! What happened to you? You look like you're about to drop
TheDevilWearsGucci: I didn't get much sleep last night
TheNextBeyonce: Were you IMing Puck again?
TheNextBeyonce: Kurt?
TheNextBeyonce: Kurt, answer me
TheNextBeyonce: KURT
TheNextBeyonce: KUUUUUUUUUURT
*BUZZ*
TheDevilWearsGucci: BYE 'CEDES!
*TheDevilWearsGucci has logged out*
TheNextBeyonce: As long as you're happy.
Wednesday December 8 2010 4:20 pm
TheLoneStar: Did you guys see what I see?
BarbieToYourKen: YES! It's unbelievable
GothChick: But like so obvious!
TheLoneStar: I KNOW!
TheNextBeyonce: My bet they'll kiss on Mister Schue's birthday
BerbieToYourKen: I go for after it
TheNextBeyonce: Bet?
BarbieToYourKen: Sure
IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: What are you girls talking about?
TheDancingNinja: Yeah, what?
KenToYourBarbie: You girls have been so giddy the whole day, what are you talking about?
BarbieToYourKen: Puck
GothChick: And
TheNextBeyonce: Kurt
TheLoneStar: TOGETHER!
Frankenteen: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
BarbieToYourKen: Men are so blind
GothChick: Totally
TheLoneStar: HELLOOOOOOOOOO! They've been spending their days together for about three days now!
IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: Where are Puck and Kurt anyway?
TheNextBeyonce: Hopefully together.
TheLoneStar: Oooh! Girls, let's meet up. There's something I need to discuss
GothChick: My house. Twenty minutes from now.
TheLoneStar: And Bring Santana and Brittney!
BarbieToYourKen: On it!
*TheLoneStar has logged out*
*TheNextBeyonce has logged out*
*BarbieToYourKen has logged out*
*GothChick has logged out*
TheDancingNinja:…
KenToYourBarbie: I can't even-
IWheelMyChairBackAndForth: Women are so confusing
Frankenteen: Totally.
Thursday December 9 2010 4:32 pm
GothChick: Okay, seriously, CAN PUCK AND KURT BE ANYMORE OF A COUPLE?
TheLoneStar: I KNOW RIGHT?
Friday December 10 2010 5:30 pm
TheDancingNinja: Now I see what you girls mean.
TheNextBeyonce: I guess this means I win the bet?
BarbieToYourKen: I guess you do.
Friday December 10 2010 7:30 pm
PuckYouVeryMuch: ur eyes r blue lke da ocean and Baby im lost at c
PuckYouVeryMuch: did da sun comeout or did u smle at me?
PuckYouVeryMuch: ive been trying 2 ask u but i cant seem to speak
PuckYouVeryMuch: was it luv at 1st site cuz i walk by last wek
PuckYouVeryMuch: im singing falalalala
TheDevilWearsGucci: Noah, what the hell are you doing?
PuckYouVeryMuch: well, u said i should b romantic b4 so im serenading u
TheDevilWearsGucci: in the internet
PuckYouVeryMuch: yes
PuckYouVeryMuch: nw let me cntnue
PuckYouVeryMuch: ur lips look so lonely would dey lke 2 meet mine
PuckYouVeryMuch: u r da 1 I've been hoping 2 fnd
PuckYouVeryMuch: ur so sweet u put tat u Hershey's out of business
PuckYouVeryMuch: cn i hav a photograph 2 show that agels truly exist?
TheDevilWearsGucci: The front door is wide open
PuckYouVeryMuch: Sweet
PuckYouVeryMuch: C ya
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