Twilight Nursery Rhymes

by unicorn-skydancer08

All of the classic verses and limericks we know from our childhood, with a major Twilight twist. Not suitable for children, or for anyone who's a Twilight devotee!

1. It's Raining, It's Pouring

TWILIGHT NURSERY RHYMES

I came up with the idea of humorously expressing my antagonism toward Twilight in the style of classic nursery rhymes. You know, "Hickory Dickory Dock" and "Ding-Dong Dell" and all that stuff.

Don't worry, I'll take my sweet time with these, and I'll also make sure to watch what I write.

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Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (because, technically, it does belong to her)

Poem © unicorn-skydancer08

All rights reserved.

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1. It's Raining, It's Pouring

It's raining, it's pouring
And Bella is snoring
Next to her bed
Is her boy, Ed
And that's where he stays until morning