Disclaimer: the following drivel is the resort of boredom and excessive sugar.. Don't expect too much. Also, Evangelion belongs to Gainax and the Sentai genre is Toei's.
Shin Seiki Sentai
GunNER-V
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[Opening theme]
When the skies turn grey,
And the seas turn Crimson.
To save the planet,
There is one option!
GO! GO! GunNER-V!
When Seelenoids come,
And the Earth they ransack.
They will protect us!
They will drive them back!
GO! GO! GunNER-V!
GunNER RED,
With locks of flame!
GunNER BLUE,
With a soul of ice!
GunNER BLACK,
With a leg of steel!
GunNER GREEN,
With cannons strong!
GunNER YELLOW,
You mustn't run away!
Go, Great Iron King!
Fight for peace!
Fight EVANGERION!
Defeat them with ease!
GO! FIGHT ON!
GO! GO! GunNER-V!
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Episode 1: GO ON AND SUCK IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
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It was a peaceful day inTokyo3, a peaceful city filled with peaceful people living their oh-so-peaceful lives…
Clean streets with minimal traffic, luscious greeneries in its large parks, a great rail transit system, and affordable housing add immensely to its peaceful residents' peaceful lives of peaceful peacefulness.
[GEE ISNT IT PEACEFUL MUCH?]
Although it may not look like it, inside this city lays humanities last bastion of hope.
Within the great fortress GEOFRONT, all hell began break loose.
"AN ENJER HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY OUR 11th SURVEILANCE NET!!" reported agent Makoto as he sat at his console inside the hi-tech megabunker.
"It has been spotted at the shores of Lake Touya!" added agent Shigeru.
"Show it on the main screen!" ordered NER-V's combat director Misato Katsuragi.
Immediately on the giant screen taking up the front of the command center, the image of the Enjer was displayed.
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Lake Touya, a popular tourist spot just outside of Tokyo3, was a large lake bordered by rolling hills and pine forests..
Occupied only by tourists that wanted to experience nature, it was a tranquil place...
UNTIL TODAY.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! I shall suck this planet dry!" the Enjer stated proudly, inadvertently revealing its plan.
"And after that I shall watch you puny humans cry for your beloved water!"
The Enjer Suckuum, sent by Seelenoid Faction, the "Followers of The Plan"; looked like an unwieldy cross between a vacuum cleaner and an elephant.
"MY SNOUT IS THE SNOUT THAT SHALL SUCK ALL THE WATERS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
As it dipped its hose/snout into the lake, the water began to rapidly decrease...
Couples flirting in rowboats could only wail in vain as they quickly got stranded, fishermen found their lines' hooks two feet above the surface, and the resident lake monster, Touyie, could only flail around in the quickly shrinking puddle around it..
"WHAT, OH WHAT, SHALL WE DO??!" All of them cried out in despair.
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Back at GEOFRONT the gears began to move on the operation to save the Earth's waters.
Watching the lake disappear into the Seeleniod's belly most of the crew couldn't help but wonder: "MAN! CAN THAT THING SUCK!!!"
"Assemble the team." Gendo Ikari, the commander of NER-V, calmly ordered while he sat in his chair with his patented Gendo Pose .
"Aye aye sir! Alerting the team now." agent Ibuki, the communications specialist, did as she was told.
Punching commands into her keyboard she got in touch the team of heroes.
=GO GunNER-V= her console displayed in large red letters.
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In a certain Highschool within the city, five Synch-changer phones were answered.
"Way to disturb my nap..." said the feiry redhead, Asuka Shoryou Langley..
"This is Ayanami." stated the silent and calm beauty..
"Suzahara here!" the jock spoke into his unit...
"Aida reporting in!" the four-eyed militarygeek answered...
"WH-What is it...?" the meek boy, Shinji Ikari, nervously replied...
"AN ENJER HAS BEEN SIGHTED! GunNER-V is to deploy at once, The N3 Flag is on its way. "
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"ROGER!" five voices rang out in unison. Albeit with a shaky one among them.
All of them quickly made their way to the school's roof and raised their Synch-changers into the air
"GunNER CHANGE!"
Simultaneously, shafts of light decended on the teens, changing them into their respective AT-Armor.
As the unnecessarily lengthy and flashy transformation sequence ended the team began its equally unnecessary, lengthy and flashy roll call.
"GunNER RED, burning to fight!"
"GunNER BLUE, set."
"GunNER BLACK, I'll pound 'em in!"
"GunNER GREEN, show me the target."
"GunNER YELLOW, r-r-ready."
"GunNER-V GO!"
Where there once stood five pubescent teenagers, now stood five warriors of justice.
The team then proceeds to strike a kickass [yet individually lame] group pose with appropriately colored pyrotechnics exploding behind them..
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To be continued….?
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Author's notes:
The idea for this fic popped into my head when I found it abit hard to sleep due to the hot tropical nights.. lol brainfart
Basically this is NGE reworked into a SENTAI /PowerRangers format.
Be warned though… There may be A LOT OF OOC.
Yes, I am crazy…
This chapter is kinda short since I am using it as a testbed of ideas.
Btw im not exactly that good at English so do forgive my subpar writing.
Reviews most welcome!
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OMAKE:
Touji: dammit why'd Asuka get to be the leader??
Author/me: Well, she IS "red".
Kensuke: that'd explain Rei getting cast as "blue" as well…
Author/me: And the colors for you two seemed to match pretty good, Kensuke gets green since he is a huge army nut [and green minded], and Touji gets black since… since that's the color of his tracksuit..
Touji: THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I WAS BLACK?
Author/me: would you have liked pink better??
Touji: …
Author/me: Btw "yellow" I was considering pink as your color first… be glad I changed my mind.
Shinji: why me…?
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Terminology/ technobabble:
NER-V: [NewEarthRescue-V], a group created to protect the planet from the Seelenoids
Seelenoid Faction: a mysterious group seemingly out to destroy the Earth. They claim to be guided in their actions by "The Plan"
Enjer: Seelenoid mutant monster.
Synch-changer: a device that activates the AT-Armor for each member of GunNER-V
AT-Armor: A battlesuit granting the wearer enhanced abilities with special functions built-into each one.
N3 Flag: GunNER-V's mobile HQ/main transportation.
Vanger-machines: Five unique combat mecha designed to complement its pilot's abilities. Namely: Vanger-Droid, Vanger-Jet, Vanger-Racer, Vanger-Tank, Vanger-Copter.
Combines to form Daitetsu Ou Evangerion
Great Iron King EVANGERION: [Daitetsu Ou Evangerion], a Giant Robot of unparalleled strength and power, created with the planet's greatest science and technology.