Author's note: My friends and I did this to celebrate the end of exams! (: It's.. 100% craziness, but hope you guys can read! If you guys like it then leave a review and tell me (: Or maybe if you want one for any other character, since this is solely from Kadaj's (non-existent) profile page. If you think it's a terrible wreck of nonsense, it's okay too (: We were all just being high and spaz, er. (Nope, not being proud of it.)

Disclaimer: I own only this weyrd idea, and nothing else. Yes, I am that sad.

Kadaj does not want ANYONE to EVER call him one third of Sephiroth again. Or he'll kill them twice.

Today at 12.03am

Loz likes this.
Yazoo likes this.
Sephiroth Man, Kadaj, what the **** is your problem?! You think it's bad to be one third of me? I think it's bad to be one third you!
Loz hey, no bad words on the wall pls. i can see what's behind the asterisks' ok. and it aint good.
Sephiroth you **** *** ***** *** of a *** ***** go and *** **** ******* * **** *******!!!
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Loz now, six comments worth of that was just going too far, sephi! ):

Kadaj

Kadaj took the What's your preferred method of showing affection? quiz and the result is Abusing, Bullying, Killing!

Poor thing, you probably aren't the best at expressing your feelings, so you tend to overcompensate, just a bit too mu...

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Yesterday at 5.00pm

Yazoo Wow. Well I can't say you haven't been showing your affection, then, Kadaj! We heart you too.
Kadaj hahah yup! (: glad you know.
Cloud S. But you love ME more than him right? I can totally tell!!

Kadaj became a fan of Down with the sissy Shinra!

October 20 at 2.23pm

Reno OI. WE TURK(ey)S ARE COMING TO GET YOUUUUUUUUU~~~
Rude He's right, we are. (Reno: ARE YOU REALLY AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK? HE'LL DISMEMBER US!) Kadaj, you'd better watch out, 'cause we're armed n dangerous.
RUFUS IS DA GREATEST Whoever did this is going to pay! And I don't mean pay I-dock-your-pay-Reno pay. I mean pay your miserable life pay.
Sephiroth You just try and make me pay my miserable life, sissy.
RUFUS IS DA GREATEST o.0 Holy **** it was YOU all along!

Cloud S. has given a Valentine card to Kadaj.

October 18 at 1.07am

Tifa WTF
V squared Yo it's Vincent. Tifa, I swear I had nothing to do with this. Please believe me! At 1.07am I was washing my cape. I only do it once a year, so I wouldn't miss it for anything.

Kadaj feels insecure T.T

October 17 at 3.13pm

Sephiroth Aww, don't be! So what if Mother loves me one billion trillion times more than you, right?
Loz er, how many zeros does one billion trillion haf? o.o i dunno how to calculate that. is it a lot?
Cloud S. JOIN THE CLUB, 'DAJ. I'm the other member! You're the only one who truly understands! I love you, buddy.
Tifa CLOUD WTH YOU TRIPLE-TIMING PLAYBOY. AFTER I FINISH WITH YOU YOU WON'T BE DELIVERY BOY NO MORE.

Tifa

In this video: Kadaj

Things I would like to do to the SHM

They're not actually in there, because I couldn't get ahold of them. But the twig is Yazoo, the sack of potatoes is Loz and Kadaj is that leetle bug on the floor (you have to look closely).

Length: 19:34

October 17 at 8.56am

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Kadaj thanks for all your advice guys, it really helped! (:

Kadaj made a new personal best in Smack the Turk!

Kadaj scored a total of 2,381,425 on Smack the Turk: Challenge Mode.

October 14 at 11.44pm

Kadaj is playing Smack the Turk!

October 14 at 3.15pm

Yazoo likes this.
Loz likes this.
Cloud S. Hey, let me tell you a secret. There's a bonus round right at the end and if you hit Rufus you get 10,000 points!
Kadaj WHOA, SRSLY? *_*
Reno Nah that's nothing! When I played last time I knocked him right outta his fake wheelchair and got 50,000 pts!
RUFUS IS DA GREATEST Whoever created this is going to pay! And not pay pay-for-Rude's-cheapo-sunglasses pay. I mean pay pay-for-the-lawsuit-till-you're-bankrupt pay.
Rude I object to that remark very strongly.

Kadaj (:

I just bought Sephiroth as my newest pet on Friends for Sale.

$45,834,979, Sephiroth

October 10, 10.02am

Sephiroth NO ONE MAKES A PET OUT OF SEPHIROTH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Cloud S. I'll buy him back from you, kay? (: I liked pwning him. I mean owning him. Hehe typo.
Sephiroth OI.

Kadaj joined the group If 10,000 people join this Cloud will run around Midgar in a pink jumpsuit declaring his secret crush on Sephiroth!.

October 2, 7.28pm

Yuffie Kisaragi 9997 AND COUNTING, YEAH.
Cloud S. I make no promises, Yuffs.
Cloud S. Btw, will you please delete this recent activity ASAP, Kadaj? I don't want Sephiroth to know.
Sephiroth Wow, why didn't I ever hear of this group? Count me in, Kisaragi!

Kadaj and Cloud S. are now friends.

September 30 at 9.54am

Cloud S. likes this.
Yazoo KADAJ! I'VE TOLD YOU 1000000 TIMES NOT TO ADD STRANGE BLOND MEN YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU SHOULD HAVE IGNORED HIS FRIEND REQUEST!
Loz yah, listen to us baby brother. i mean, did u see above, the guy LIKES it. That's one big pervo 4 sure.

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