YuGiOh Fear Factor

This episode includes: Bakura as the host

Contestants: Yugi, Shadi, Joey, Ryou, and Tea!!!!!!!

Bakura: Welcome to the first episode of YuGiOh Fear Factor!!! Where if they don't do the stunts they don't go home! *evil laugh*

Ryou: why am I here?

Shadi: Let's get on with this! I'm getting pissed off!

Bakura: ok time for our first massacre- I mean advent!

Yugi: wait HAY!!!!

Bakura: Ok we're throwing you out of a helicopter! And you have to land on a little target in the middle of an alligator infested swamp. and there is no safety team standing by! *evil laugh*

Joey: I have a feeling this isn't what I signed up for.

Bakura: Be quite and DON'T ask questions!!!

Tea: Now lets all hope we get though this safely!!! ^.^

Shadi: Shut Up you reminds me of girl scoots!!!

Ryou: O.o you were in girl Scoots!!!

Shadi: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone gets suited up and in the helicopter*

Joey: if we're suited up why are we in our normal cloths?

Ryou: Did you even give us PARA SHOOTS!!!!

Bakura: damn. thought I could get away with that. *gives everyone a para shoots*

Shadi: why do we have para shoots if we're trying to fall onto a target???

Bakura: Well I could always take them b-

Yugi: Shut Up SHADI!!!

*Yugi jumped out first and landed on the target*

Bakura: *mutters* I know I shouldn't of given them para shoots.

*Ryou jumped out but landed Yugi because he couldn't get off the target*

Ryou: I landed on something soft!

Yugi: You landed on my swigglyswuch!

Ryou: *cross eyed*

Joey: How big is this target we're landing on?

Bakura: Be quite and Don't ask questions!!! *pushes him out*

Joey: AHHHHHHHH!!! *hits power line, falls though tree, and into swamp*

Bakura: CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!

Shadi: Why do the stupid ones die first? Wait Yugi has a swigglyswuch?

Tea: ew...

Bakura: Shut up. *pushes Shadi out onto Ryou and Yugi*

Shadi: I lived!!!

Bakura: *looks at Tea* You're turn!!!

Tea: Now If we all just be friends w-

Bakura: *knocks her out (with crowbar) then pushes her out*

Tea: *magically lands on Shadi, Yugi, and Ryou*

Bakura: Damnit!!! Only one died!!! Now we need to come up with another stunt!!!

*NEXT DAY/ ROUND TWO!!!*

Bakura: I know none of you where Supposed to make it past that last round, But we're working on it.

Others: -_-

Bakura: Ok today. you have to put honey all over yourself and let us dump bee's on you.. COOL!

Shadi: I'm leaving *starts to walk away*

Bakura: This is way I always have my trusty crowbar! *knocks Shadi out and ties him to a post*

Ryou: Bee's scare me.

Yugi: I don't like bee's there all pointy.

Tea: Lets make Friends With the Bee's!!!

Bakura: we're sticking the queen on you.

Yugi: Can you eat the honey???

Bakura: -_- no. its poison honey. damnit shouldn't of told you that!!!

Others: -_-

Bakura: lets go!!!

Yugi: how many bees' are there?

Bakura: *coughs under breath* just a few swarms.

Ryou: -_-

*Yugi standing in a big white room with glass where the others are*

Bakura: *over intercom* RELEASE THE HONEY!!!

Yugi: *Gets drenched in honey* AHH!!! THIS IS HOT!!!

Bakura: *over intercom* Any third degree burns?

Yugi: no.

Bakura: *over intercom* DAMNIT!!!

Yugi: What's next?

Bakura: *over intercom* UNLEASH THE BEE'S!!!

Yugi: *stands still while bee's swarm on him* if I don't move they wont sting me.

Bakura: *hits on glass* *over intercom* WAKE UP YAH STUPID BEE"S!!!

Yugi: *gets stung A LOT*

Ryou: Bakura its been like 4 minutes!

Shadi: Shut up! This is funny!!!

Bakura: um I guess my watch must be broken. *looks at his wrist*

Ryou: you don't have a watch. -_-

Bakura: ok ok *over intercom* your done Yugi.

Tea: how are you going to get the bee's off him?

Yugi: *gets drenched in water* THIS IS COOOLD!!!

Bakura: *over intercom in girly voice* Man you're such a winy crybaby! Its to Hot, Its To cold, there's alligators in the water, We don't have para shoot's, The bee's are stinging me!!!

Yugi: *comes out of room soggy and full of bee stings* ow.

Shadi: *laughing*

Bakura: Your turn!!! *points to Shadi*

Shadi: WHAT!?!?

Bakura: *throws him in white room* hehehe

Shadi: I think I'm allergic to bee's!!!

Bakura: *over intercom* GOOD!!! RELEASE THE HONEY!!!

Shadi: I might be allergic to honey to!!!!

Bakura: *over intercom* EXTRA HONEY!!!

Shadi: *gets honey poured all over him* IT BURNS!!!

Bakura: *over intercom* GOOD!!! UNLEASH THE BEE'S!!!

Shadi: *sits in corner* if I stay in the corner they will leave me alone. *stung on forehead and starts to swell* ow.

Bakura: *falls over laughing*

Yugi: never thought I would see Shadi cowering in the corner.

Shadi: *dies* X.x

Bakura: your turn Tea!!!

Tea: aren't you going to take Shadi out?

Bakura: now why would I do that?

Tea: ew....

Bakura: SHUT UP AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!!!! *pushes her in white room*

Ryou: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!!!

Bakura: *over intercom* RELEASE THE HONEY!!!!

Tea: I just love honey!!! ^.^

Bakura: -___-

Tea: *gets drenched in honey* YAY!!!

Bakura: *over intercom* UNLEASH THE BEE'S!!!

Tea: *gets attacked by bee's and dies* X.X

Bakura: FINALLY SHE SHUT UP!!!!

Ryou: You're leaving her in there too aren't you???

Bakura: yep

Ryou: and you're going to drench me in a lot of honey.

Bakura: yep

Ryou: and you're going to unleash a lot of bee's?

Bakura: yep

Ryou: and I don't have to do it?

Bakura: ya-no

Ryou: crap -__-

Bakura: *throws Ryou in the white room*

Ryou: *kicks tea out of way* .....ew

Bakura: *over intercom* RELEASH THE HONEY!!! EXTRA HONEY FOR THE SMARTASS!!!

Ryou: you guys suck.*gets drenched in honey*

Bakura: * over intercom* UNLEASH THE BEE'S!!!

Yugi: WHAT!?! No extra bee's for the smartass?

Bakura: good idea!!! *over intercom* YUGI SAYS 'MORE BEE'S FOR THE SMARTASS!!!

Ryou: Yugi you little CPAPPER!!! *attacked by bee's*

Bakura: *after like 7 minutes* *over intercom* WHY HAVEN'T YOU DIED YET!!!

Ryou: I think all the bee's died!

Bakura: *over intercom* YOU OUTLASTED THE BEE'S!!!

Ryou: yep and I am in pain. I'm a little sore a little throbbing. *gets out of white room*

Bakura: ok we unexpectedly have two remaining contestants. damnit we have to use are imaginations to come up with another stunt!!!

*~*~*~Made by Payable_on_death and Alice Kaiba *~*~* please review!!!