Mukuro: So, it's Christmas Eve (Where I am) so I decided to write a Christmas fic. This is the first chapter, and the second one will be published on Christmas Day. So, on with it!
Disclaimer: I own zip.
Christmas with the Brigade
Chapter 1: Imouto's Christmas Wish
"Mom, will you guys be home for Christmas?" I asked.
"I'm sorry honey, but we can't make it, you know, daddies work…"
"I know."
"You'll have to have Christmas with your brother, I sorry."
"No… it's okay…" I fought the urge to start crying when I hung up the phone, because I needed to be strong. But it's hard. I haven't celebrated Christmas with my family for 5 years now.
"Kyon, why are you sighing?" Haruhi asked me.
"It's my little sister."
"Well, what about her?"
"She seems depressed for some reason."
"Well, I can't stand by and let my brigade members little sister be depressed on Christmas Eve! We have to go cheer her up!"
"Oh no…"
"Now Kyon, we're going over to your house to find out what's wrong with Imouto-chan, so of course it's your duty to serve us refreshments!"
"What?!"
"Well, meeting disband!"
"So, Imouto-chan what's the problem?" Haruhi asked.
"Well… my parents aren't going to be here for Christmas for the fifth time! It's not fair!" Suddenly my little sister started crying, so I Haruhi decided to give her privacy and dragged us into my room. She gives my family more respect than me, damn it!
"Kyon, we've got a major problem on our hands."
"How?"
"Imouto's depressing mood is having a major effect on the morale of the SOS Brigade." Seeing as how I'm the only one affected by this and my morale is in a constant state of negativity, I find it hard to see where she's coming from.
"If we don't do something about Imouto-chan, then it will affect my mood, and ruin my Christmas."
So it's all about you, huh?
"Suzumiya-san, maybe we should throw a Christmas party for her?"
"Good idea Koizumi! But we still need to know what will make her feel better. Kyon, you need to ask."
"No way!"
"Why not?"
"Because I don't have any Christmas spirit."
"What do you mean by a wisecrack like that?"
"Well, do you actually expect her to tell me?"
"No, but that's why I have my contingency plan."
"And that would be?"
"We're going to get Santa to ask her."
"But-"
"But?"
"Santa isn't real." Okay, considering how Haruhi ran away, possibly even crying, I think I just destroyed the world.
"Kyon, can I talk to you?" Koizumi asked, pulling me away from Nagato and Asahina-san.
"Sure."
"Whether you believe in Santa or not, it doesn't change the fact that Suzumiya-san believes in him."
"So what are you saying?"
"Well, Haruhi is currently in the process of creating a humongous closed space, but growth will stop once she realizes you're incorrect."
"But I'm not incorrect."
"That's not the point. She'll think Santa really does exist, and so, it will be."
"But he DOESN'T EXIST!"
"Well, we'll have to see, won't we?"
Mukuro: Sorry it's so short. Next one will be much, much larger. So, I Kyon right? Does Santa really not exist? Or will Haruhi's will once again re-write reality? You'll have to read the next chapter to find out!
Mukuro Out.
