Hey guys! I've been working on this two shot for about a week now. i did a little each day, too lazy to do alot of it. Hope you enjoy it!:)

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach.

NOTES: Words in bold are the character's thoughts.

Toushirou Hitsugaya let out a long sigh. Where the hell was his lazy fuku-taichou when there was so much paperwork to be done?

"She's probably drinking somewhere," Toushirou thought. Resting his head on his fist, Toushirou looked out the window by his desk. Today was a hot summer day. "I really hate hot days like this,"

"Come on Momo it'll be fun!!" Rangiku Matsumoto cheered as she forcefully dragged Momo by the arm into her favorite bar. "Sake is the perfect way to kill this heat!"

"Um, Rangiku, I don't think that's such a very good idea," Momo tried to politely tell Rangiku.

"Nonsense! It's a perfectly idea!" Rangiku reassured her confidently.

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"Um, Rangiku, I think you've had too much to drink," Momo said, tugging on Rangiku's sleeve.

"That's not true Momo! I've barely just begun," Rangiku replied with a big grin. Momo sighed to herself. "Here you have some too!" Rangiku announced, shoving a full bottle into Momo's mouth. After having no other choice but to swallow a large amount of the alcohol, Momo began to feel a little woozy and uneasy. That feeling soon faded and was replaced by delusional happiness.

"Um, Momo, I think I got you drunk! OH SHIT! Taichou's gonna kill me if he finds out!" Rangiku panicked. Momo was rambling on and on about things that never happened to Renji, who was passed out on the table. "Momo! Momo!" Rangiku called. "Listen to me! I want you to go straight home and nowhere else! Do you understand me?"

"Gotcha!" Momo gave her a thumbs up and a big grin. Momo stumbled out the door.

Toushirou stood in front of his desk, stacking all the paperwork. He heard the door slide open, assuming it was Rangiku he ignored it.

"SHIROU-CHAN!!!" Momo exclaimed tackling him to the ground in a big hug.

"M-Momo," Toushirou stuttered, half scared at the sudden attack. "What are you doing?"

"I've missed you so much Shirou-chan!" Momo said in a Barbie girl voice, still hugging him, both on the ground. Toushirou struggled out of her tight embrace and stood up.

"Momo, I just saw you this morning," Toushirou gave her a confused look.

"But that's impossible Shirou-chan! I just got back from my trip!" Momo exclaimed, falling on her back

"It's Hitsugaya-taichou and what trip?"

"Remember Rangiku sent me to Candy Land but I got on the wrong train and went to Lala Land!" Momo threw her arms up in the air.

"Momo, are you drunk?" Toushirou bluntly asked.

"What's drunk?" Momo titled her head asking.

"Well, that answers my question right there," Toushirou sighed. He suddenly felt a pair of arms snake their way around his chest. He then felt a head being buried into his shoulder. "M-Momo, w-what are y-you doing?" Toushirou's face turned a deep crimson red.

"You smell like sex and candy Shirou-chan," Momo seductively whispered into his ear.

"WHAT!" Toushirou jumped back. Momo giggled at his reaction.

"You look soooo cute when you get all embarrassed," Momo drew closer to him. When she got close enough to him, she pressed her lips into his. He couldn't believe she was kissing him!

"Momo, stop," Toushirou said, pushing her away.

"What's wrong Shirou-chan?" Momo pouted.

"This isn't right. I'd just be taking advantage of you when you're drunk and-"He was cut off by a pair of pink lips smashed into his.

"Silly silly Toushirou!" Momo taunted. "I don't need to be drunk to show my affections for you," She innocently stated. "I love you Toushirou," she managed to get in before pulling him by the collar into another hot kiss. This time he kissed her back. Her arms clung to his neck while his arms found their way to her waist. They fought for control of their fiery kiss for a bit; Toushirou won. After their tongues wrestled for a bit, Momo pulled away from him.

"I don't feel so good," she said, holding her head. She fell to her knees and Toushirou scooped her up into his arms. He carried her bridal style back to his room.

"What am I going to tell her tomorrow?" he gently sat her on his bed, pulled a blanket over her, and kissed her forehead. "I love you too Momo,"

OMG i think this sucks!:( ---fluff scenes suck

Well, I hope you enjoyed it!Part 2 should be on the way soon!

Thanks again,

-AbbeyxIzuru