Jessica, you were my world
But Jessica, you're a bad girl
You're like a milk dud, I've come to decide
On the outside you're sweet but poison inside

Jessica, we had so much fun
Jessica, I thought you were the one
But then you betrayed me and became a thief
You stole from the church, man, you're worse than me!

Jessica, you broke my heart
When all I did was try to please you from the start
But there's just no pleasing a girl like you
I'd certainly bit off more than I could chew

Jessica, will you ever learn?
Jessica, I hope your life takes a turn
Manipulating boys may be all fun and games
But being a bad girl—you're soiling your name

Jessica, you're the minister's daughter
Have you ever stopped to think about your father?
He may seem blind, but he's gotta know the truth
Even if he doesn't, God is always watching you

Jessica, I know you're smart
You've even outwitted ol' Bart
So I sincerely hope that you changes your ways
Or that karma comes and bites your ass one day

Jessica, you were my world
But Jessica, you're a bad girl
You're like a milk dud, I've come to decide
On the outside you're sweet but poison inside