Sailor Moon~ Behind the Scenes
By Chibi Venusmoon
ChibiUsa walks in the room wearing a bright green mini-skirt and a neon orange tube top.
CU: "Anyone up for a quickie?
Ami shifts uneasily in her chair as the director, Mr. T, raises his hand and ChibUsa drags him into the nearest broom closet. Usagi flips the door off as it slams and goes into one of her drunken rages.
Usagi: *taking a drink from the wine bottle next to her*"Fucking slut all she ever fucking does is sleep with that shit-hole."
Rei walks in the room with a plate full of cookies and Chibi Chibi following behind her mumbling something about a duck flying in her window and saying hello.
Rei: "Cookies!! I have cookies" Usagi: "No one wants your stupid fucking cookies bitch so shut up!" Rei: "I think someone needs a hug"
Rei walks over to Usagi and cuddles her while shoving a half burnt cookie into her mouth. As Usagi is choking on the cookie Mikato walks in the room holding a stack of papers.
Rei: *giggling like retard*"Mikato!!! Quit looking so sad!" Mikato: ".........."
ChibiUsa clambers out of the closet pulling her skirt down and adjusting her bra; followed by Mr. T zipping up his pants and wiping the lipstick off his boxers. The door slams open and Setsuna walks in with a Colt 45 in her freshly manicured hands.
Setsuna: *looking around gun aimed at Mr. T* "Where the hell is Horuka?!"
Horuka walks in with a complete manicure kit in one hand and a nail file in the other. She walks over to Setsuna and begins filing her nails.
Horuka: "You ran out so quickly I didn't have time to finish your nails!"
Setsuna takes aim at Horuka's head and squeezes the Trigger. Click. Setsuna pulls the trigger again Click.
Setsuna: "You stupid piece of." Usagi: "Shit?"
Setsuna glares at Usagi and throws the gun right into her forehead.
Setsuna: "I wanna see you wear that Moon Tiara now!" Horuka: "You shouldn't use a gun it's bad for your nails!*notices all the other people in the room* Oh my god who else is thinking makeovers?!"
Ami looks up from the bleeding wounds in her wrists and Mikato begins reading a copy of the papers she brought in.
Usagi: *standing up clutching the blood-gushing wound on her forehead* "I'm thinking Setsuna should shove this gun up your ass and then fire."
Mamouru bursts in with the Starlights around him in bikini tops and mini- skirts. Rei looks up and sighs with Ami, Usagi and Setsuna.
Mamouru: "Ladies, ladies, ladies! Pimp Daddy M is here do not fear!" Setsuna: "Shut up Mamouru." Mamouru: "Setsuna, baby, it's Pimp Daddy M, Kay?" Usagi: *chugs rest of forty behind Mr. T* "Mamouru you fucking piece of shit shut the fuck up before I break my foot off in your ass!" CC: *staring off blankly* "The duck says he loves you young lady." Usagi: "You know, you old wrinkly fart, if you didn't have Alzheimer's I would break my foot off in your ass, too." Rei: "Now Usagi. It's not Chibi Chibi's fault she has Alzheimer's. She is eighty you know." Mr. T: " Okay people time to get down to business. Mikato brought in the scripts for the next episo.."
Hotoru opens the door and walks in quickly. Rei stands up and hands Hotoru a cookie. Hotoru takes it and begins rocking back and forth.
Hotoru: "She's trying to kill me. she. she wants me dead. *looks at Rei* you want to kill me!!! These cookies are poisoned!! Don't eat them!!!!*throws plate into the closest wall*" Mr. T: *staring at Hotoru * "Ummmm... Riiiiiight. Well.. back to what I was saying study these we will be shooting this episode tomorrow. Have fun and ChibiUsa, wait for me outside I want another quickie before I go home to my wife*cough* I mean. umm. grandmother."
ChibiUsa walks in the room wearing a bright green mini-skirt and a neon orange tube top.
CU: "Anyone up for a quickie?
Ami shifts uneasily in her chair as the director, Mr. T, raises his hand and ChibUsa drags him into the nearest broom closet. Usagi flips the door off as it slams and goes into one of her drunken rages.
Usagi: *taking a drink from the wine bottle next to her*"Fucking slut all she ever fucking does is sleep with that shit-hole."
Rei walks in the room with a plate full of cookies and Chibi Chibi following behind her mumbling something about a duck flying in her window and saying hello.
Rei: "Cookies!! I have cookies" Usagi: "No one wants your stupid fucking cookies bitch so shut up!" Rei: "I think someone needs a hug"
Rei walks over to Usagi and cuddles her while shoving a half burnt cookie into her mouth. As Usagi is choking on the cookie Mikato walks in the room holding a stack of papers.
Rei: *giggling like retard*"Mikato!!! Quit looking so sad!" Mikato: ".........."
ChibiUsa clambers out of the closet pulling her skirt down and adjusting her bra; followed by Mr. T zipping up his pants and wiping the lipstick off his boxers. The door slams open and Setsuna walks in with a Colt 45 in her freshly manicured hands.
Setsuna: *looking around gun aimed at Mr. T* "Where the hell is Horuka?!"
Horuka walks in with a complete manicure kit in one hand and a nail file in the other. She walks over to Setsuna and begins filing her nails.
Horuka: "You ran out so quickly I didn't have time to finish your nails!"
Setsuna takes aim at Horuka's head and squeezes the Trigger. Click. Setsuna pulls the trigger again Click.
Setsuna: "You stupid piece of." Usagi: "Shit?"
Setsuna glares at Usagi and throws the gun right into her forehead.
Setsuna: "I wanna see you wear that Moon Tiara now!" Horuka: "You shouldn't use a gun it's bad for your nails!*notices all the other people in the room* Oh my god who else is thinking makeovers?!"
Ami looks up from the bleeding wounds in her wrists and Mikato begins reading a copy of the papers she brought in.
Usagi: *standing up clutching the blood-gushing wound on her forehead* "I'm thinking Setsuna should shove this gun up your ass and then fire."
Mamouru bursts in with the Starlights around him in bikini tops and mini- skirts. Rei looks up and sighs with Ami, Usagi and Setsuna.
Mamouru: "Ladies, ladies, ladies! Pimp Daddy M is here do not fear!" Setsuna: "Shut up Mamouru." Mamouru: "Setsuna, baby, it's Pimp Daddy M, Kay?" Usagi: *chugs rest of forty behind Mr. T* "Mamouru you fucking piece of shit shut the fuck up before I break my foot off in your ass!" CC: *staring off blankly* "The duck says he loves you young lady." Usagi: "You know, you old wrinkly fart, if you didn't have Alzheimer's I would break my foot off in your ass, too." Rei: "Now Usagi. It's not Chibi Chibi's fault she has Alzheimer's. She is eighty you know." Mr. T: " Okay people time to get down to business. Mikato brought in the scripts for the next episo.."
Hotoru opens the door and walks in quickly. Rei stands up and hands Hotoru a cookie. Hotoru takes it and begins rocking back and forth.
Hotoru: "She's trying to kill me. she. she wants me dead. *looks at Rei* you want to kill me!!! These cookies are poisoned!! Don't eat them!!!!*throws plate into the closest wall*" Mr. T: *staring at Hotoru * "Ummmm... Riiiiiight. Well.. back to what I was saying study these we will be shooting this episode tomorrow. Have fun and ChibiUsa, wait for me outside I want another quickie before I go home to my wife*cough* I mean. umm. grandmother."