OKAY SO HERE, IS MY NEW STORY. MY SECOND FANFIC. SO PLEASE BE BRUTAL...I OWN NOTHING, IT IS ALL STEPHANIE MEYER....YAH DI YAH DA YAH DA...........UM I HOPE YOU ENJOY AND PLEASE REVIEW.....


BPOV [SCHOOL STARTED IN AUGUST – RIGHT NOW IT IS SEPTEMBER.....]

I MADE MY WAY OVER TO MY USUAL SPOT IN THE SCHOOL'S ENTRANCE. OVER BY THE LUNCH TABLES, UNDER THE SHADE WITH A PERFECT VIEW OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. IT HAD A FEW CLEAR SPOTS IN THE TREE SO JUST ENOUGH RAYS OF LIGHT COULD GET THROUGH AND REALLY MAKE IT FEEL LIKE SUMMER TIME. IN FORKS IT WAS DIFFICULT TO GET THAT FEELING....

BY THE WAY, I'M BELLA SWAN, I'M AWESOME, AND I'M A FRESHMEN. I AM THE HEAD CHEERLEADER. YES I AM SO GOOD THAT I AM THE HEAD CHEERLEADER AND ONLY A FRESHMEN. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. I MAY BE THE CHEERLEADER BUT I DON'T GET TREATED LIKE IT AND I DONT LOOK LIKE IT. I HAVE BROWN UGLY HAIR, BROWN UGLY EYES, AND IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY BROWN UGLY SKIN, WELL YOU'R WRONG. I HAVE WHITE ASS SKIN. YOU'D THING I WAS A GHOST. I AM AS PLANE AS IT GETS. JUST CALL ME JANE. HEHE SO CLEVER.

I AM A SMART ASS, AND A VERY GOOD ONE, MIGHT I ADD. I OWN SARCASM AND THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE WHO USE IT IN MY PRESENSE. I AM NOT A BULLY, I AM ACUTALLY VERY NICE AND NOT SNOBBY AT ALL. BUT IF YOU MESS WITH ME THEN I AM. MY BEST FRIEND IS EMMET MCARTHNEY. WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SO LONG THAT PEOPLE THINK WE ARE TOGETHER, BUT WE AREN'T. HE IS HUGE. THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. JUST KIDDING.

HE MAY BE BIG AND SCARY LOOKING, BUT HE IS LIKE THAT BIG TEDDY BEAR YOU WANT AT THE FAIR. HE HAS CURLY HAIR AND BIG DIMPLES....HE IS JUST THE CUTEST THING......BUT CUTE ISN'T WHAT I WANT. SO WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE WE HAVE BEEN IN DAIPERS AND NOTHING MORE...EVER.

I HAVE A BROTHER, NAMED JASPER. HE IS MY SAME AGE SO WE ARE CLOSE. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN, ME AND JASPER AND EMMET. NO ONE ELSE. HE HAS BLONDE/BROWN HAIR AND IS VERY PALE TOO. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, ME AND JASPER AND EMMET ARE ALL PALE. I MEAN LIVING IN FORKS YOU WOULD EXPECT IT, BUT US, WE ARE WAY MORE PALE THAN EVERYONE ELSE. HM. WHAT A KOINKIDINK.

SO BACK TO MY BORING DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL....

I WALKED OVER TO MY SPOT AND SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE. I WAS WEARING A BLACK TUTU, RED LEGGINGS, AND A TUCKED IN KISS T – SHIRT. I HAD RIPPED THE SIDES OFF AND CUT IN MY OWN V – NECK...YEAH YEAH. SEEMS DANGEROUSE BUT NO ONE HERE IS REALLY AFRAID OF ME. AND THAT IS WHY I CURSE MYSELF FOR BEING SO NICE BECAUSE OF COURSE THE DIM – WHIT OF THE SCHOOL COMES AND SITS IN FRONT OF ME. MIKE NEWTON. YAY.

"HEY BELLA!" REALLY HOW CAN HE BE SO HAPPY AT 7:45 IN THE FREAKING MORNING ON A MONDAY?????

"HI MIKE." I WISH HE WOULD LEAVE. YES HE JUST GOT HERE AND I WANT HIM TO LEAVE. THE SECOND I MET HIM I WANTED HIM TO LEAVE. HE IS FINE AND ALL BUT HE IS SO ANNOYING.. HE HAS BEEN ACTING LIKE MY BEST FRIEND SINCE 7TH GRADE AND CONSTANTLY ASKS ME OUT...I ALWAYS SAY NO...SO WHY HE DOESN'T GIVE UP? DON'T ASK ME.

"SO, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? MINE WAS GREAT! I WENT TO BIGBEAR AND GOT SOME REALLY COOL AIR. YOU SHOULD COME NEXT TIME!"

REALLY HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET! WE LIVE IN FREAKING FORKS AND HE GOES SOMEWHERE THAT IS JUST AS COLD FOR VACATION!!!

"REALLY MIKE REALLY?! SO WHAT YOUR SAYING IS, THAT YOU SPEND YOUR WEEKEND GOING TO BIGBEAR. WHEN YOU LIVE IN FORKS, WHICH BY THE WAY IS COLDER THEN BIG BEAR, WHICH MEANS WE HAVE MORE SNOW HERE, WHICH MEANS YOU MY FRIEND ARE A FUCKTARD! AND NO I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO WITH YOU NEXT TIME, JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I AM PERFECTLY FINE BEING COLD HERE. AT LEAST IN THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOME, IN WHICH YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN. THANK GOD FOR RESTRAINING ORDERS!!" YES I KNOW I WAS MEAN, BUT I WAS TIRED OF HIM. AND IF YOU ARE WONDERING, YES I DO HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM BECAUSE MY DAD IS THE CHIEF AND MIKE IS THE FREAK. FOLLOWING ME?

I GOT UP FROM THE TABLE AND STORMED AWAY LEAVING A MIKE BEHIND. I TURNED AROUND TO SEE HIM AND HIS MOUTH WAS HANGING OPEN IN A PERFECT CIRCLE. IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GETTING READY TO GIVE A BLOW JOB..HEHEHEHE... SO BEING THE NICE PERSON THAT I AM, I GOT BEHIND A TREE, YES A TREE, AND TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM WITH MY PHONE...HEHEHEHE. THEN I FELT A LIGHT TAP ON MY SHOULDER.

I TURNED AROUND TO SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFULL FACE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. PERFECT, MESSY HAIR, GREEN EYES, A TONED BODY.. WHERE HAS THIS GOD BEEN ALL MY LIFE.?

"CAN I HELP YOU?"

"UM ACTUALLY YES, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD SHOW ME AROUND. I'M NEW AND I DON'T REALLY SEE ANYONE ELSE HERE AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD HELP ME." AAHH! HIS VOICE SOUNDED LIKE MAGIC.

"SO YOUR NEW?" NO SHIT SHERLOCK! WHAT IS THIS GOD DOING TO ME?

"YES...UM ARE YOU LIKE DILUSIONAL? DIDN'T I JUST SAY I WAS NEW? MAYBE I SHOULD GO AND ASK SOMEONE WHO ISN'T IN THE SPECIAL CLASS AND ISNT WEARING A TUTU WHILE HIDING BEHIND A TREE WHILE TAKING PICTURES OF GAY BOYS." WHAT DID HE JUST SAY? I LOOKED AT HIM, MY MOUTH HANGING OPEN A BIT. HE JUST SMIRCKED AND LAUGHED.

"IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?" I ASKED.

"YES ACTUALLY IT IS." OH SO HE WAS BEING A SMART ASS. WELL TWO COULD PLAY AT THAT GAME.

"OH OKAY THEN. HARTI HAR HAR. I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. HENSE ROFLMAO. IS THAT THE REACTION YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?" I WAS A CHAMPION AT HEART. BUT I DIDN'T GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO ANSWER.

"IF SO – THEN YOU MAY WANT TO GO AND STAND OVER THERE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO LAUGH AT EVERYTHING ANYONE SAYS. JUST SO YOU LIKE THEM." I POINTED TO THE GROUP STANDING OVER BY THE OFFICE.

"OR MAYBE THOSE PEOPLE RIGHT THERE. THEY'LL DO ANYTHING TO FIT IN. FOR EXAMPLE TODAY I AM WEARING A TUTU. TOMORROW HALF OF THEM WILL BE WEARING A TUTU. GET WHERE IM GOING?" HE LOOKED AT ME WITH A DUMB FOUNDED EXPRESSION. BUT I WASN'T THROUGH YET.

"OR, MAYBE OVER THERE." I POINTED TO THE GIRL GROUP BY THE BATHROOMS. "THE SLUTS OF THIS GAY ASS SCHOOL. THEY WILL PROBABLY LAUGH AT WHATEVER YOU EVEN SAY OR DO JUST SO THEY CAN GIVE YOU THEIR DEFINITION OF PLEASURE."

"SO WHAT WOULD I HAVE TO SAY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH THEN, OH SO GREAT ONE?" HE ASKED ME, FLASHING A DAZZLING SMILE. BUT HE WASNT GOING TO WIN ME OVER.


"WELL, YOU WOULD HAVE TO HAVE POTENTIAL. AND BY THE LOOKS OF YOUR ASS, YOU MAY HAVE SOME. BUT THEN AGAIN THAT IS JUST MY VAGINA TALKING. SO COME BACK TOMORROW MAYBE NOT ACTING LIKE SUCH AN ARROGANT ASS FACE AND WE'LL TALK." AND WITH THAT I WALKED AWAY. I MAY HAVE LOOKED AWESOME DOING THAT, BUT INSIDE MY HEAD I WAS YELLING, OH WHAT A BEAUTIFULL ASS FACE IT IS!

OKAY, SO I KNOW IT WAS SHORT FOR A FIRST CHAPTER BUT PLEASE GIVE IT A CHANCE. THEY ARE USUALLY LONGER BUT I HAVE LOTS OF HOMEWORK TO AND STUFF... SO PLEASE GIVE IT A CHANCE...MAYBE READ MY OTHER STORY, FOR THE LOVE OF MUSIC. AND PLEASE REVIEW!!! THANKS SO MUCHO!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!