Epic Rap Battles: Fez vs. Raj
Summary: Both are foreign, funny, silly, and feminine TV characters. Now which one of them would win in a rap battle?
Epic!
(Inhaling sound, followed by an exhale)
Rap Battles of History.
Fez
Versus
Raj Koothrappali
Begin
Raj:
"That's Dr. Koothrappali to you, with the friends who can't remember your real name!
Trolling around for chicks? I could beat you in any video game!
Hairstyling? Please, the sky's the limit for me!
As an Astrophysicist, I can reach the clouds and I am not even on weed!
And what's with that appetite? Do you go a day without eating Oreos?
I'm not even a medical doctor, and I even know you'll be dead before you get to propose!"
Fez:
"At least I have taste that is much better than good.
You such a little prick you don't even like your own country's food!
I have class when I dress, including my tight pants!
You're a sad nerd, who doesn't know how to roller-disco dance!
The ladies love the Fez, you better believe it!
You can't even speak to a girl, without drowning all your wit!"
Raj:
"You say you are good looking, but hardly any girls that are sane will date you!
Your accent alone scares them away, and your English will never do!
That reminds me, what about your country that seems to have no designation!
It must be a pretty horrible place if your people to have no appellation!
Against this kind of mind you simply have no gain!
And your questionable orientation is oh so lame!"
Fez:
Orientation? What about your Jewish friend that you are waaaay too close to?
You made out with him once, and had a bunch of homo-erotic dreams about the both of you!
While you and your friends may know a lot about Math and Physics!
My rhymes hurt worse than being sat on by Mrs. Wolowitz!
The 70's are back, with all of its disco and sway!
Farwell you dull nerd! As I say 'Good Day!'"
Who won?!
Who's Next?!
You Decide!
Epic!
(Inhale and exhale sounds)
Rap Battles of History.
AN: Before I talk about anything else, I would like to thank TacoReaper for his help with creating the rhymes for the rap.
I wanted to do a little something outside of the normal fanfic box, and after watching a lot of the Epic Rap Battles of History. I thought of doing ONE of my own.
I also decided to put this on the main That 70's Show Fanfic area instead of the crossover section because I believe that more people will read it.
Please review and be kind I usually don't do this kind of stuff.