I woke up, but I got up too fast. My head hit the bunk above me.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ROXAS," said Axel.
Oh yeah, I'm Roxas and that's Axel. We're gay lovers. But we don't sleep in the same bed. That would be gay. We sleep in bunk beds because bunk beds are cool.
Anyway, I got up and went to Saix who gave me my mission.
"Thou shalt join up with Leather Queen Luxxy and engage in sex" he told me.
"RIGHT ON IT, SAIX MAN." I replied, eager.
So like, shit happened and Luxord was killed by me and my Dickblade. I went home and cried about it to Axel.
Axel was all like "Dude, it isn't your fault."
And Axel was wrong because it really was my fault. Axel is fucking rude to say it wasn't. Like that time he killed Xion.
I was so offended that I went into the hallway and slit my wrists. But I didn't die. That would be gay.