Prompts: (dialogue) "The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue."
(action) An older student or teacher handing out contraceptives
WC: 171
Surprisingly, when there isn't a war to worry about, kids get up to a lot more shenanigans. What could you expect from a group of hormonal teenagers hundreds of miles from their parents?
Three teenage pregnancies later, five cases of herpes, three cases of other STDs, and six pregnancy scares later, Miss Pomfrey had simply had enough.
"Poppy!" Minerva put down her quill and beckoned Poppy into her office.
"Minerva," she said after a pause, "I think we should have sex education classes."
"What do you mean?" Minerva pushed up her glasses, her gaze stern.
"As you know, there have been a few issues around school…"
"The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue."
Poppy shook her head, knowing that would never work.
Professor McGonagall stood before the entry to the Great Hall, her eyebrows raised all the way into the hat that she wore on her head. She cursed every child that snickered as she handed out free condoms to each and every passerby.
