A/N: Welcome back my fine friends to another random ass story from yours truly, I know the whole voting system got screwed up cause I was gone but I really don't care im scrapping the idea anyway. Now lets start off on why you're here a brand spanking new story.

Chapter 1

Atop the highest hill on the Grand city of Konoha Capital of the fire kingdom sits the Castle of the royal family, the Uzumaki's. Atop the highest parapet of the highest tower sits the princess, the cheery and enigmatic Narumi Uzumaki. She is currently busy avoiding her body guard who is attempting to bring to her parents.

"Your Highness, please stop!" Cried the young red haired boy chasing the fleeing princess.

Narumi stuck out her tongue. "How many times do I have to say it call me Naru, I hate all that formal crap." She whined standing on the edge of the tower balancing on one foot.

"Princess Uzumaki please be careful. We can't have you falling." He said trying to grab the smiling blond girl.

"Gaara-kun you worry too much I'm not going to fall." She said and just then pretended to slip off only to catch herself on her hands her long skirts parting up her thigh almost showing her panties.

Gaara looked away. "Princess, please your undergarments are almost showing." He said grumbling.

Narumi sighed and slid her skirt farther down. "I hate these stupid long skirts. City girls get to wear tiny skirts how come I can't." She whined.

"Because Madame Narumi they are peasants and you are a Princess." Gaara said fed up with the princess's antics.

Narumi stuck her tongue out again. "You're so uptight and annoying all the time Gaara-kun why can't you be more laid back like Shika-kun?" She asked motioning over to her other body guard who was sleeping on a nearby terrace.

Gaara sighed noticing Shikamaru. "Because un like Mr. Nara I actually do my job instead of sleeping all day!" He said screaming the second part at Shikamaru.

Shikamaru picked his head up at this. "Hey Gaara how bout you suck me." He said flipping off the red haired guard.

Narumi looked confused. "What does suck me mean?" She asked curiously.

"Nothing your need to know about Princess Narumi. Not anytime soon at least." Gaara said glaring at Shikamaru. "Now Princess if you would please come along the King and Queen are awaiting you." He said offering her a hand to help her off the ledge.

Naru whined again. "Eww I don't wanna!" She said pouting.

Shikamaru pulled his head up again. "If you go Gaara will shut up." He offered.

"Let's go." Naru said immediately.

Gaara almost smiled and helped the princess down.

Naru whined the entire time as Gaara led her through the vast hallways of the castle.

Finally they reached the monolithic throne room where the king and queen Uzumaki sat.

"Here is your daughter your highness." Gaara said bowing to them both.

"She give you much fight this time?" the King asked.

"Yep." Naru butted in smiling widely.

Gaara glared.

"Well wonderful but not why we called you here." Naru's mother spoke.

"Yes yes, Naru dear we have decided that it is high time you become married to a respectable young man to further the lineage of this wonderful country." The king spoke.

"I'm fifteen and I don't know the first thing about this country nor do I care!"

"Narumi I was fifteen when I met your father." The queen butted in.

"If I do get married what exactly do I have to do?" The ever innocent princess asked.

"Well you will have to sire and heir for the kingdom of course." The king explained shrugging.

"How do I do that?" Naru asked.

The king and queen looked at eachother they had held off telling her for so long.

"We'll let Tsunade tell you that for now all you need to know is the possible suitors we have lined up for you.

Naru crossed her arms childishly.

"First we have lined up both of the Uchiha brothers. Itachi and Sasuke."

"Those stuck up pricks!" Naru whined.

"Narumi Language!" The queen scolded.

"Second Kiba Inuzaka."

"He smells like dog." Naru butted in.

The king ignored that. "Then Shino Aburame."

"Weirdo."

"And finally the last for now is Neji Hyuuga."

Naru was silent.

"Really no snappy comment?" The queen asked surprised.

"Never met him but I'm sure he sucks." Naru said pouting.

"This is going to be a long day." Gaara spoke sighing.