Title: Hot 'N Cold
Summary: Oneshot. The Director and Gibbs' relationship is too good to be unnoticed when Abby listens to Katy Perry's latest hit.
Disclaimer: I neither own NCIS nor Katy Perry's amazing "Hot 'N Cold".
A/N: Not Abby's usual choice of music, but this is one of my favorite dance tunes at the moment, so… Also, this is probably the most random NCIS fic I've ever written, but I did think of Jenny and Gibbs when I heard the song. –geeks out- XD
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When Ziva walked out of the elevator, she was struck with a loud blast of sugary-sweet pop music from the lab. She covered her ears as she walked in. "Abby! Turn down the music!"
"'CAUSE YOU'RE HOT THEN YOU'RE COLD, YOU'RE YES THEN YOU'RE NO-!" Abby sang along as she turned the volume lower. "Hey, Ziva. What's up?"
Ziva motioned to her boombox. "This is not your usual techno music."
"No!" Abby squealed. "I found a new artist, Katy Perry. She's a little peppy for my taste, but when I heard this song-"
"Heard what song?" Tony asked, coming into the lab and dropping a couple of evidence bags on the stainless-steel table.
"Hot 'N Cold by Katy Perry," Abby said excitedly. "It's so perfect for Gibbs and the Director."
Tony ran the lyrics through his mind. "You're right!"
"What is the song about?" Ziva asked.
"Well, Zeeeeevahhhhh, it's all about this girl who has been going on and off with this guy forever –"
"Hot 'n cold," Abby quoted.
"Exactly. And how the guy overthinks everything –"
"-speaks critically-"
"-changes his mind at random moments-"
"-and how she knows she shouldn't still be in love with this guy, but she is," Abby summed up.
Tony looked delighted. "We should play this at parties and see what happens."
Abby grinned. "Wouldn't it be totally funny if they had one of those movie moments where they started running over old scenarios in their heads and the Director started thinking about—"
"Started thinking about what, Abbs?" Gibbs asked as he came in and plopped a Caf-Pow! down next to her.
"Hiya, Gibbs! We were just talking about how, uh, the Director should think about –"
"-going shopping with Abby," Tony covered smoothly. "They'd have fun together."
"Ziva could come too!" Abby piped in. "That would be fun, now that I think about it."
Ziva snorted. "If you say so. Personally, I do not enjoy shopping."
"Not even for shoes?" Abby prodded.
Well…" Her resolve weakened. "I do love shoes. I never get a chance to wear the ones I have now, though."
"I'll have to remedy that," Tony hissed in her ear.
Gibbs head-slapped him. "Rule number twelve, DiNozzo."
"I was joking, Boss!" he whined. "Besides, that means that you and Jenny–"
A frosty pair of eyes glared at him. "That means what, DiNozzo?"
"Uh…" Tony mumbled. "Um. Nothing…"
Abby turned her music back on before Gibbs had a chance to seriously injure him.
-Fin-