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Refers to episodes 128-135.
Sasuke: "I am better than everyone that has ever existed."
Naruto: "Sasuke, I love you! Plz don't be evil?"
Sasuke: "My brother killed his best friend. He is so cool, I wanna be just like him! Hey Naruto, you're my best friend..."
Naruto: "Really? Yay!"
Sasuke: "…so I'm going to kill you."
Naruto: "Nooooooooo!"
Sasuke: "See, I'm kicking your ass without using my freaky eyes. That's just how awesome I am."
Naruto: "But I can walk on water. Like Jesus!"
Sasuke: "Duh, so can everyone else on this show. Also...I am better than Jesus."
Naruto: "I may suck at fighting, but I will win with determination alone! All I have to do is want it bad enough, and…wait a minute, this usually works…shit, why am I not winning?"
Sasuke: "Roar, Ability-Kakashi-Never-Should-Have-Taught-Me-in-the-First-Place!"
Kyuubi: "Damn, you suck. But I don't really feel like dying so I guess I'll help you out."
Sasuke: "WTF is that? No! I'm the special one! Me!"
Naruto: "Special ed, maybe. Because if I can see Orochimaru's intentions and you can't, well, there's issues."
Sasuke: "Well, I can make hands come out of my back! I don't see you making extra appendages!"
Naruto: "Ah, my eyes! I can't fight something that ridiculous-looking."
BOOM.
Sasuke: "Have a headband. It can untie itself spontaneously, which is rather handy in situations when you don't feel like wearing a headband."
Kakashi: "Damn, late again. I just couldn't put down the porno. Or keep my Chidori to myself."
Naruto wakes up in the hospital.
Naruto: "I can't wait until these wounds heal! It sure would be fun to repeat the last 7 episodes. If at first you don't succeed…"
Jiraiya: "Oh hells no! Orochimaru is evil, and since he and Sasuke actually are the same person, that makes Sasuke a lost cause. I refuse to allow this idiocy."
Naruto: "They don't call me the #1 Idiot Ninja for nothing! Sasuke! Here I come!"