A Disturbing Tale of Romance: Kaiba and Pegasus! Eeeeeeeeeeeek!
It was a sunny afternoon and Kaiba was dreaming of Pegasus. Not the Pegasus in Hercules, the evil Pegasus (who by the way is gay) in Yu-gi-oh! Anyway, in Kaiba's dream, Pegasus was riding a giant Toon World ride in Kaiba Land. Suddenly Pegasus fell off the ride and Kaiba caught him in his arms. "Oh Kaiba!"Pegasus moaned. "You saved my butt!" Now Kaiba is really arrogant, as you know. He thought that Pegasus was perfectly right. (By the way, Pegasus only fell 1 inch). All of a sudden Pegasus got these big hearts in his eyes and said, "Kaiba, did I ever tell you how incredibly white your coat is?"Kaiba was speechless. "Well Pegasus I did just have my coat drycleaned, so thank you for noticing its cleanliness!" Pegasus was perturbed. He wanted Kaiba to notice he was in love. Now, I think Pegasus is in love with his mirror, so that's not saying much. So he just braced himself and gave Kaiba a really big smooch! And then Mokuba saw it and ran around screaming, "Shonen-ai! Shonen-ai!" Kaiba suddenly pulled away from Pegasus and shouted, " I can't be with you anymore!" Then Pegasus blurted, " But I loooooove you!" Then Kaiba thought, hey this is a dream, I can do whatever I want, so he went, "What the heck?" and gave Pegasus a smooch back. Suddenly Kaiba woke up. "At least it was just a dream," Kaiba sighed. Then he realized that Pegasus was sitting at the end of his bed staring at him with love in his eyes. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
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