eh? whats a title?

by brightnettle13

foaly dies and in his will he requests artemis take his place.possible artemisholly rated t for later chapters.my first fic hope u likeytheres a very weird twist to this lol very..weird...cause im weird muahah

1. Chapter 1

EH? WHATS A TITLE?

Disclaimer:I OWN NOTHING!

Gabe:(warningly) katelyn…..

Me:oh!fine take the fun outta everything! (muttering) u big bully

Gabe:I herad that now get on with thedamndisclaimer!

Me:fine! I don't own artemis fowl!there u happy?

Gabe:no.ll be happy when this story is over and I can leave----

Me:will u at least stop glaring at me if u do the disclaimer for next chappy?

Gabe………………….?

Chapter1

It was any normal day at fowl manor..the sun was shiny the walls around the manor look specially dangerous today……and artemis was acting like he had a stick up his ass… as usual.''butler! close the blinds the sun is glaring up the screen!'',snapped an irritated artemis,who was currently tak-ing away at the kewboard.''and could you open the window so holly can get in please.'',artemis smirked.he wasn't dumb those fairy shields didn't fool him. (bipolar much?)

Butler sighed and walked over to the window opening it and letting adistressed looking holly glide into the room.''darvit fowl! If you knew I was there then why didn't you open the window sooner? I have something to tell you..'',holly sighed,this wasn't the best of news.''well get on with it holly ,im busy!''holly sighed again and stated flatly'' foaly is dead and he stated in his will for you to take his place in the opps booth…''

Artemis sat there stunned.foaly dead?how? as if to read his mind holly said'' he was tweaking one of his inventions ,when it blew up.it took the whole opps booth.theres nothing left,so you will have to wait until weget it fixed up.then you can move.'' ''why me though?why does he want me to take his place?why not one of his technies or..or why me?'' Holly sighed again rubbing her temples.''artemis this is as much a shock to me as it is to you.but foaly clearly stated in his will that he wanted you to take his place ,because you knew his equipment and whatnot better than most of his best technies.and you are more able to build new machinery.'',she finished with a sigh''and don't ask me why he thinks you could build better machinery im just the message giver.''holly stared at the shocked artemis and thoughthis is going to be a very,very long night.

end chapter

ack!i hope u liked it.review if u want me to continue.. and flames are welcome.ill use them for when i go raiding.im a first timer so srry if it sucked...brightnettle13