Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach which I'm sure you knew.
A/N: I don't know if Im going to continue with this or not. Please review so I know what everyone thinks of it.
Chapter 1: Bad day
Yoruichi groaned in protest as she heard the her cell phone going off telling her someone was trying to call her. She didn't move. She was comfortable and wasn't about to ruin the comfort for whoever was calling. She pulled the blankets tightly around her to gather more warmth. The sound of the phone seemed to get farther away as she started to fall back asleep with the blanket wrapped around her and over her head. Her eyes shot back open as something heavy came crashing down on her back, pushing her into the matress. She tryed to inhail and struggle out of the blanket with no effect. Urahara laughed as he crossed his legs comfortably as he sat on Yoruichi. He patted his hand on what he asumed was her head. "Awake yet, Yoruichi?"
Yoruichi moaned in pain "Get...off me...you pig..."
Urahara chuckled and slid off of her then pulled the blanket away from her. Yoruichi tryed to grab it from him but he moved to the far end of her bed room so she would have to get up if she wanted to get it back. She was about to get up and tackle him to the ground when he phone rang again. With a sigh, Yoruichi crawled up her bed and grabbed the phone on her nightstand. She flipped it open and gently placed it aginst her ear. "Hello...?"
"Shihouin, get ur ass out of bed!! If you miss that train so help me I will beat the shit out of you!! Get up!!" Kuukaku's voice shouted loudly from the phone and into Yoruichi's ear. Yoruichi quickly held the phone away from her while Urahara who was still acrossed the room laughed at being able to hear what the woman on the phone was saying. "You hear me??!!"
Yoruichi groaned "Yeah, I hear you."
"Good!! Now hurry up and don't you dare think about going back to bed!!" Yoruichi was about to ask her why she had got her a train ticket for a train that left so early but Kuukaku hung up the phone before she had managed to ask. Yoruichi sighed and looked at the time that was displayed on her phone. She groaned and layed on the bed as the numbers 6:00am flashed on her phone. She begain to curl up on her bed, forgetting the blanket, when Urahara grabbed her arm "No, no, Yoruichi!" He pulled her arm and dragged her off of the bed "You have to get up!" He said as her head hit the carpet of her floor.
Yoruichi placed her arms over her head not moving from the postion she fell in "I don wanna...Its to early..."
Urahara laughed joyfully as if he was truely loving Yoruichi's torment "But you have to or you will miss the train..." He smiled and added innocently "And of cousre if you miss the train then you won't be able to see Soi Fong...Imagine how upset she'll be when you don't show up. She'll be in tears 'Oh no! Yoruichi-sama isn't here! My heart feels broken because my true love wouldn't even get out of bed for me!!' How could you Yoruichi?!" He playfully mocked Soi Fong with a grin on his face that sugested he knew something she didn't. Yoruichi rolled her eyes.
"You do a shitty impresion of Soi Fong. She would never say that." She smirked alittle trying to imagine Soi Fong saying those words but failed. Soi Fong was not the type to openly state how she was feeling especially when it came to her feelings about Yoruichi.
Sighing alittle, Yoruichi got off the floor and stretched "You're a bastard...I can't believe you guys got my ticket so early..."
"Well, if you wanted a different time you should have gotten it yourself. Besides, waking up before noon for once is good for you."
Yoruichi glared. She hated mornings and he knew it.
Urahara laughed even though Yoruichi found nothing funny. "Don't look at me like that, Yoruichi! It's scary!"
Yoruichi stared at the mirror, her gloden eyes relfecting back at her. She was nervous and continued to study her appearance to make sure she looked okay. This was going to be the first time in six years that she was going back to her home town that she ran away from with Urahara when they were children. After quickly pulling on a pair of jeans and a black T-shirt, Yoruichi pulled her long purple hair into a pony tail and ran down the stairs to meet Urahara who was busy making her breakfast.
He looked up as she entered the kitchen with a grin. She woundered why he looked so odd untill it hit her. He wasn't wairing his white and green beach-bum hat. She studied his unruley blounde hair but didn't say anything to him about it. She was too tired to tease him at the moment.
As she sat down at the table Urahara placed a large glass of milk in front of her and smiled "Ready to go?"
She simply nodded her head and stared tiredly at the glass. She felt her stomache twist into a knot as she thought about Soi fong. She wondered what she was going to say to her when she showed up. Would she be mad, releaved, upset, or even anything. The thought made Yoruichi so nervous she couldn't stand it. Urahara seemed to sense what she was feeling, as he always did, and sat down next to her. He spoke without even confirming who they were talking about but Yoruichi already knew. "I'm not going to lie to you. She will be beyound pissed." He looked sternly at her as she looked as though some had ran over her cat "But, if you don't go, then you will never give her the chance to forgive you."
Yoruichi sighed and looked away from him "Yeah, I guess youre right..."
Yoruichi glanced down a the table and spotted Urahara's hat. She smirked alittle as he got up to walk towards the fridge "On a happier topic, how about some eggs??"
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Yoruichi smirked as she placed the stripped hat on her head. No dout Urahara would be furious when he relized she had taken it but she didn't care. It was punishment he desivered for waking her up so early. She sighed quietly and played with the rim of the hat untill a large, dark shadow fell over her. She looked over to see what had caused the light from the window across from her row to be hidden. Her dark skin plaed and her eyes widened in horror as a man who must have been six times her size sat down in the seat next to her not only taking up his seat, but half of hers as well. The man had a strange smell to him and looked as though he had never been physicaly active a day in his life untill now.
Yoruichi glared darkly at him as she felt her shoulder throb in pain as it was smashed aginst the window. He didn't seem to notice this as he reached into his back and pulled out a large bag of chips and chewed noisly on them and grunted. Yoruichi watched him for a moment in disgust as random cums fell out of his mouth and were caught in his beard. She tryed to restain herself from strangling the man before the train ride even started as she asked him rudley, "Do you mind not being a pig in front of me?!"
He looked at her quickly with an insane expression on his face that frightened her as she thought that he might try and eat her "Get ur own damn chips!!!" He yelled loudly at her and protectively wrapped his arms around the bag. Yoruichi nodded quickly hoping the man would not sit on her to tenderize her before swallowing her whole.
After an hour into the trip Yoruichi sifted angerily in the seat and tryed to focus on every single landmark that the train past. Even though she could not hear him any more through her headphones, she could still smell and feel him moving. She couldn't exactly talk about the way he was eating. After all, it had took her an hour to convince Kuukaku that if she let her stay with her while she was visting she wouldn't eat all of her food in one night (a promis neither of them were sure she could keep) but she couldn't help but feel disgusted by him. For the first time in Yoruichi's life she didn't feel like eating as she watched him devor the large bag of food that he had brought with him in such a short amount of time.
Suddenly a fowl smell filled the air. Everyone in the compartment looked towards them. The man continuied to eat his chips as the smell slowly got worse. Yoruichi felt her stomache tighten and bile rise in her throught as she thought of what the smell could be that was coming from him. She turned to her and smiled in a way that made her shiver "Whats wrong? You look a tad ill."
She couldn't take it anymore. She didn't care where she got moved as long as it wasn't anywhere near him. She quickly got up and grabbed her bags beofre moving out of the compartment. She found a small space between the back of the seats and the wall where she threw her belongings and crawled back with them to catch up on the sleep she was missing.
A few minutes after she had finally managed to fall alseep a man in a uniform came towards her. He studdered alittle as he spoke to her "uuumm...Miss...You c-can't sleep here...You uuhh have to return to your seat."
"No." Yoruichi said bluntly before closing her eyes again.
"B-but you can't stay here..."
Yoruichi opened her eyes and glared at him "Then move the fat ass who took over my seat with his stench!"
The man flinched alittle as she shouted at him "There is some one bothering you...?"
"Obviously!" She knew it wasn't his fault and she shouldn't yell at him but she was tired and now in a horrible mood. He just happened to be unlucky enough to be the one that found her and woke her.
"Well...I can find you a new seat..."
"That would be great." Yoruichi said with false enthusiasm.
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Yoruichi whimpered as she tryed despritely to get her iPod to play even though the batteries had died. The old woman next to her coninued to talk to her about how adorible her grandchildren were dispite Yoruichi's obvious atemps to try and sleep. She wondered if purhasp Urahara has cursed his hat and this was consequents for stealing it.
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yoruichi grinned broadly as she excited the train in a mad rush for freedom. She felt as though she could seriously get on her hands and kness and kiss the ground. Never again wouls she ever take the train. When she was ready to leave she was going to force Urahara to come and drive her ass back home. She couldn't help but grin as she grabbed her bags and headed into the crowd to find Kuukaku who was suposed to be waiting for her.
She looked up and was started to see a familiar fgure running at her. "Soi fong?" She asked confussed. She was even more confussed when saw Kuukaku screaming and running after Soi Fong who was getting closer. Before she could comprehend what had happened, The world faded into totall darkness as something very hard struck her in the face.