My Fort Frolic of Whatever

by Roxius

I just couldn't help myself, but I had to choose between the song being sung by Jack Ryan or Sander Cohen, and in the end...the artist won. A parody of 'My United States of Whatever' by Liam Lynch. Please Read and Review!

Disclaimer: I do not own BioShock or the song being parodied.

I just couldn't help myself, really.

THIS IS MY FORT FROLIC OF WHATEVER:

Whatever!

I went down to the Atrium and saw a Little Sister, and she was all like "errrhh"
And I'm like: "Whatever!!"

And then this splicer comes up to me and she's like "hey aren't you that dude?" and I'm like "yeh whatever!".

So later, I'm, I'm at Poseidon Plaza and Martin Finnegan comes up, he's all like "awww"
And I'm like "yeh whatever!"

(Chorus)
Cos' this is my Fort Frolic of whatever!
And this is my Fort Frolic of whatever!
And this is my Fort Frolic of whatever.

And then it's 3am and I'm at Olympus Heights wearin' my suit,
And then Fitzpatrick comes up and he's like "hey punk!"
And I'm like "yeh whatever!".

Then I'm throwin' fire balls around in Hephaestus

And Andrew Ryan comes up and he's like "Hey, I thought I told you..." and I'm like "Yeh, whatever!".

And then up comes Fontaine and I'm like "Yo Fontaine, what's up?" and he's like "nuthin" and I'm like "that's cool".

(Chorus)
Cos' this is my Fort Frolic of whatever!
And this is my Fort Frolic of whatever!
And this is my Fort Frolic of whatever!