Van Helsing
If there's a curse it shall mark your hand,
A spell can be an evil band.
I have seen them both,
And I know how to tell.
The difference between the purity of heaven,
And the evil of hell.
The legend of the vampire holds no merit,
I've seen that as well,
I once had to bare it.
Now I'm hear to instruct you so you'll know what to do,
If the evilness of Count Dracula is ever after you.
First, you'll have to know they hold no reflection,
Hold a mirror to his face and there'll be no deception.
Second, holy water is to what no vampire is immune,
If you spray one with it they'll die just as soon.
Third, they never to travel to a place marked holy,
You'll also now by the touch of their hand,
You'll pull away coldly.
But if it's too late for you and you think that you're life is over
There is one thing you must know,
Do not let him into your home, for he'll be free to come and go.
What's that you say, what if it is already too late?
And you know that it is this vampire that will seal your fate?
There are still precautions to take,
Don't let him charm nor seduce, you'll become powerless to his use.
Then you'll need to find a wooden stake,
It is your last chance for this grave mistake.
This advice will save you my friend,
Follow it carefully, begging to end.
What is that you say?
How do I know all of this you ask?
You don't believe I've ever had to face this miserable task?
What is my name you ask me now?
You can either listen to my advice or sit hear all day guessing,
I am the first and original vampire slayer
Gabriel Van Helsing.