My Master

I'm alone in the world, just me and my Pig
Untill we are doomed, we'll do a little jig
I love cupcakes and apples, and goggly goo
Oh why don't I just sing a song for you?
My head is big, almost as big as Dib
But there's something else you must nib
I have no friends or family just one other someone
He dosen't like humans or Pig he dosen't like no one
Sometimes I feel like he hates me too
Oh why oh why? Boo hoo boo hoo
His names is Zim he's my greatest idol
Pig really likes him too, i tink more than I do
As I walk the shadow of doom, i see big bangs and lots of kabooms
is this it? is it the end?
no it's not, it's the beginning my friend
so shall i speak more of this wonderful lead
just c'mon, and follow this feed:

Invader Zim reporting, calling for the job
i'm working more than even, i've even spoke to bob
he's the owner of Krazy tacos, oh right, Gir likes those
but that's besides the point--oh God! what's on my toes?!
Anyway my Tallest, i hope you'll see that me
and Gir and Pig and whoever's on the tree
Is working very hard, yes indeed
please don't hang up, this is what i need:
new tools and machines and computers too
oh look, theirs Gir comming towards you!
Gir! Come and say hello to your Tallest
Uh-oh, there's something fishy, no, it's Wallace
That kid nextdoor who likes to dance
in his underwear under tha kitchen stand
Now Gir, please tell the wonderful two
the two who are standing infront of you!
Nevermind, I shall call you later
No, i have to take care of Gir, that little gator...

So you see, my master's heart isn't loving or kind
but one day i will wish that he'll be like mine
i'll hug and sqeeze until he dies
i love you master, throughout all time...