Ok, so my friend and I made this up a long time ago and I had to write it…really random, no pairings, Gaara is weird in this so…watch out!
This is a crack fic….but it's funny, and only a oneshot.
I don't own Naruto, or popcorn…but I own Vivian! (not really…bleah)
Well here it is!
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The Popcorn Massacre.
Beware…..
Gaara huffed annoyed, and TRYING to watch a movie that had to do with a girl and her boyfriend whom got trapped in the woods on their 'romantic' camping trip with a horrible bloodthirsty demon.
But Kankuro was so damn annoying!
He kept saying "That is so fake, Gaara, this movie is so old!"
"So what?" Gaara had asked, "Then why the hell are you watching it idiot?"
Yes, Gaara tended to pick somewhat…older movies….but hey, at least this one was in color!
Unfortunately they always ended in the hero or heroine winning and the murderer/monster dying.
"Kankuro. Shut the hell up." He said in a monotone voice throwing a piece of popcorn at his brother.
Not that it would do much of anyth-
"OW! What the hell kinda popcorn IS that Gaara! I'm bleeding!"
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Haha
Hahahahaha
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"…." Gaara had not realized he had been laughing OUT LOUD. Kankuro looked at him strangely, but he didn't seem to notice.
Gaara left, not full-blown laughing anymore, but still chuckling evilly to himself.
Hehehe the popcorn massacre….has a nice ring to it!
"Hey Gaara" said one of his random fan girls, she was tiny and had big blue eyes…he threw the popcorn at her….
"OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!" She screamed and bled to death…ok no not really, but she DID bleed!
Gaara kept throwing and throwing the popcorn, he injured Temari, Baki, Naruto, Sakura, Ino, Sasuke, Shikamaru…everyone!
Now he looked down at the almost gone popcorn, he just had one piece left…. Well, why let such good popcorn go to waste…?
He ate some, and bled from the inside in so much pain he screamed and felt someone shaking him roughly.
"Gaara! Hey! The movie is over."
Gaara shot up to see his brother shaking him awake and hiding an amused expression.
"Man, you should have heard yourself Gaara….'the popcorn, Hahahahaha'"he said in a mock high voice.
"Shut up."
Kankuro laughed. Gaara shot a glance at the popcorn bowl sitting next to him on the couch.
If only. He thought.
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THE END!