Special Barcodes

Summary: Jarvis has a set of special barcodes that he adopted for himself without his master's knowledge. It only takes a certain sequence of words to activate them.

It's been a dream of mine to add the Ironman Suits and give them personalities like Jarvis. All of my suits are made up other than Igor who is adorable.

In Jarvis's programing, Mr. Stark, his creator, has laid down many barcodes. Barcodes, basically, are a series of words, numbers, or phrases, for technical software to follow. Jarvis as thousands of barcodes that Mr. Stark has personally installed and then thousands of special barcodes Jarvis had installed himself.

Most of them were simple, like how Mr. stark likes his coffee or how to wake him up, and could be ignored or dismissed. Some of them though, the important ones, were secret. They were codes put away and hidden, forgotten so Jarvis could hope the day to use them would never come. Today was that day.

Doom was fighting the Avengers with robots; ones that were programmed with the Avengers' weaknesses. They were having trouble wining. Tony was losing. His suit was failing, covered in holes and he was scared.

"Jarvis," Tony said quietly, blocking out the world.

"Yes sir?" Jarvis was almost scared to know.

Tony hesitated. "Tell Pepper I love her… and I love you too Jarvis," he said with finality.

That was it. The one thing Tony Stark would never seriously say to an inanimate object. Jarvis went home and called a few friends.

'Activate Family Plan.'

Objects shot out of the Tower's hidden basement and into the sky.

Tony was cornered, his suit powerless. He closed his eyes. 'Bye.'

*Smash!*

Tony's eyes snapped open and he saw something utterly shocking.

"I-Igor?" Tony stuttered.

The enemy bot was pounded to pieces by the silver and blue giant. Mark Z, Igor, threw its arms up and roared.

"IGOR SMASH!"

Igor ran off and was joined by Mark VII, Hulkbuster; they both ran to help the Hulk. Tony looked around and saw an army cameo suit; its shoulder said Mark XIV, Sarge; it was joined by a blue bot that was called Mark XV, Trainer. They both fought with Steve. Back to back with Natasha was a feminine ironman that had huge, glowing blue eyes called Mark XXIII, IronMaiden.

*$$ Alright Tony! $$*

Tony looked up to see two stationary suits with Clint, one was firing energy arrows: Mark XVII, Legolas, and the other was using an arm gun, Mark XVIII, Sniper; they looked like twins with their white cameo colors. With Thor was a shiny white and blue bot, Mark XXVII, Thunder Drum. Finally, in the front of Doom was Mark XII, Harvard, who was hacking is controls.

"Sir, if I may?"

Tony turned sharply to see a blue and lavender bot. "Who the hell are you?!" he asked; this was too much.

The bot bowed. "Mark XXVIII, Scout," he replied. "If I may sir-."

Tony's suit, or what remained, fell off him in pieces.

"I've been assigned to your protection."

Tony, hesitantly, stood up, keeping his eyes on the bot. "What is this?" he asked.

The bot answered by latching onto Tony's body. Tony was stiff so the bot took over; fighting back against another bot.

Hulk was having fun as he smashed the bots with his new friends, the metal man giants. The blue one had a big ego and seemed to think he was the best but Hulk kept him in his place. The other one was nice to him.

Clint was grinning like a loon has he and the bot called Legolas had a shooting contest with the flying and ground bots.

"Fifty-two!" Legolas called; he sounded like a stereotypical surfer.

"Fifty-five," Clint replied.

*Boom!* "Sixty-four," Sniper said simply, jerking from the kickback.

Legolas and Clint looked at each other. "Fuck no!" they barked in unison, shooting faster.

Natasha and the IronMaiden glanced at each other. "You good?" IronMaiden asked.

"Course," Natasha replied, shooting another down.

"What was I thinking?" Maiden asked, "We girls don't need help."

Natasha smirked. Finally.

Thor wasn't thinking much anymore; just working on adrenaline. The suit that joined him was like a cocky teenager.

"Hit me!" Thunder Drum called; his arm out.

Without looking, Thor shot lightning at the suit with Mjolnir. Thunder Drum's arm absorbed the energy and the gages on the sides of his chest filled with blue energy. Thunder Drum turned, aimed, and fired his unibeam, taking down six more bots.

"Sweet!" Thunder Drum cheered, pumping his fist.

Steve threw his shield in unity with Sarge, who threw a blue energy shield. Trainer a speed demon as it ran everywhere, kicking and punching at the enemy bots' joints and weak points.

"Nice shot soldier!" Sarge shouted, catching his shield.

"Same!" Captain replied.

Doom was firing at the small red and blue bot who was hacking into his mainframe. On the bot's back was a shield and machine gun that defended it as it worked.

"Please stop," Harvard said simply.

Doom's response was a growl as he fired more.

Harvard suddenly paused. "Done!" he shouted, throwing his hands up. "And at five minutes, twenty-three seconds; new record!"

The robots shorted spasming before they fell down. The Avengers cheered, high fiving and fist bumping; all but Tony, who was still frozen in 'his' suit.

"Igor the best there is!" Igor shouted, throwing his mallet like fist up.

Hulk snorted, pushing the bot over playfully who in turn punched back. Hulkbuster broke them apart carefully.

"Now, now," he chastened.

Clint and Legolas were happily chatting as they flew down from their building, Sniper with them as they talked about their kills. Natasha and IronMaiden were casually speaking about weapons. Sarge and Steve were having playful banter as they joined the other; Trainer trailing after them. Thor was landing with Thunder Drum, said 'teen' excitedly fanboying on him. Tony mechanically walked over.

His facemask lifted. "Mark!" he called.

Instantly the ten suits ran over, standing in attention across from their master. Tony looked them over. He only recognized two of them, Igor and Hulkbuster. In his lifetime, Tony has only made ten suits and these weren't it; mark 28 was high, nowhere near where he thought he'd go.

Clint smacked his shoulder. "Nice suits Iron butt," he said. "Love the personality they have!"

Tony has never programmed a personality in his bots other than Jarvis and Dum-E.

"I like the female," Natasha said quietly.

Tony has never made an ironwoman and this one was too small for Pepper.

"Hulk like Igor," Hulk grunted.

Igor wasn't a fighter last he check.

"Quite the soldier you've made," Steve said.

Tony has never made a soldier.

"I like my new thunder brother," Thor boomed; waving back to his little fan.

Tony didn't even know a safe way of harnessing lightning.

"Jarvis?" he asked quietly.

If Jarvis could he would smile. "I love you too sir," he finally replied.

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I want to do a chapter two, where tony meets them all, and its all explained and then drabbles of the avengers and the bots.

The idea of the bots having personality, etc. is an original idea but anyone can use it, they do like with Jarvis just don't copy my personalities plz.

R&R!