Coruscant
To the tune of Billy Joel's "Allentown." There are a few extra lines and verses, but you'll figure it out! NOTE: I do not own any "Star Wars" characters or places, nor do I own any rights to Billy Joel songs.
Well, we're living here on Coruscant // Where they sell most anything you could want // Where there's people stacked up to the sky // Living down low, living up high
Well, the city never sleeps or ends // Just a trillion of our closest friends // They're the weirdest bunch we've ever seen // Triangle heads, snouts that are green // We're all living here on Coruscant.
But the Sith Lord also made it his haunt // He's the one who really pulls the striiiiiiiings... // (Wo-a-oh!)
Well, the Senate's in this mushroom-shaped hall // And it doesn't really function at all // Jar-Jar, Yoda, Mace and Anakin // Old Palpatine took them all in
Someone wants the sexy Senator dead // Put some giant centipedes in her bed // Made the teenage padiwan irate // Now he'll exceed his Jedi mandate // And he's driving wild through Coruscant
But the assassin failed to bump off the brass // For her trouble, got a dart in the (neck) // And the bounty hunter flew awaaaaaaaay..
Now Dex's Diner is a pretty good spot // To find the planet where they crafted that shot // But someone wiped it out of our database // They threw a creep named Jango Fett in our face! // (Hey, hey, hey! Wo-a-oh!)
Now the Jedi jumped into a strange war // Became tools of the Supreme Chancellor // But they couldn't tell which side was real // Armies of clones, droids made of steel //
Then Count Dooku fled to Coruscant // With some Death Star plans his master might want // Left his flunkies to get blown away // Frankly, we won't miss Nute Gunray
Anakin took Padme back to Naboo // It's a lovely place for a honeymoon // But I bet the Chancellor will saaaaaaaaaaaay // Get your heiney back to Coruscant!
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To the tune of Billy Joel's "Allentown." There are a few extra lines and verses, but you'll figure it out! NOTE: I do not own any "Star Wars" characters or places, nor do I own any rights to Billy Joel songs.
Well, we're living here on Coruscant // Where they sell most anything you could want // Where there's people stacked up to the sky // Living down low, living up high
Well, the city never sleeps or ends // Just a trillion of our closest friends // They're the weirdest bunch we've ever seen // Triangle heads, snouts that are green // We're all living here on Coruscant.
But the Sith Lord also made it his haunt // He's the one who really pulls the striiiiiiiings... // (Wo-a-oh!)
Well, the Senate's in this mushroom-shaped hall // And it doesn't really function at all // Jar-Jar, Yoda, Mace and Anakin // Old Palpatine took them all in
Someone wants the sexy Senator dead // Put some giant centipedes in her bed // Made the teenage padiwan irate // Now he'll exceed his Jedi mandate // And he's driving wild through Coruscant
But the assassin failed to bump off the brass // For her trouble, got a dart in the (neck) // And the bounty hunter flew awaaaaaaaay..
Now Dex's Diner is a pretty good spot // To find the planet where they crafted that shot // But someone wiped it out of our database // They threw a creep named Jango Fett in our face! // (Hey, hey, hey! Wo-a-oh!)
Now the Jedi jumped into a strange war // Became tools of the Supreme Chancellor // But they couldn't tell which side was real // Armies of clones, droids made of steel //
Then Count Dooku fled to Coruscant // With some Death Star plans his master might want // Left his flunkies to get blown away // Frankly, we won't miss Nute Gunray
Anakin took Padme back to Naboo // It's a lovely place for a honeymoon // But I bet the Chancellor will saaaaaaaaaaaay // Get your heiney back to Coruscant!
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