Hello all! This is my first fanfic, so bear with me. New chappies should
be posted often. PLEASE read and review! I will try to write a response
to all my reviewers ($20 says there's only one or two -lol-). Flames are
NOT appreciated, and if received shall be used only to light candles
(and/or burn down buildings). *COUGH pyro COUGH*
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but the plot and few original characters. All the rest belongs to Tolkien (D'OH!)
Enjoy!
RETURNING THE RING
JANUARY 6th, 2003 OMG! My mom totally doesn't understand! I HAVE to go to Brandi's party. It's like, the biggest party of the year, and if I don't go, everyone will think I'm a total loser. Oh well, it's not like she'll be up all night. After all..who says mommy has to know everything?..he he he.
That was my diary a thousand years ago, when I knew absolutely nothing. Of course, being the complete idiot I was, I went to the party anyway.
While I was walking, I tripped on the sidewalk and hit my head. The next thing I knew, I was in a strange place with strange people who I knew nothing of.
Since I have nothing better to do at the moment, I will tell you the story of my life.
"Oohh. My head hurts." I moaned, sitting up slowly. I opened my eyes, and all I saw were trees. No cars, sidewalks, houses, anything.
Just trees. Everywhere. As this was going through my mind, something whizzed past my head, so close I could feel the breeze on my ear as it went by.
I looked into (guess what!) the tree behind me, and there was an arrow stuck in the bark. HOLY SHIT! Someone was shooting at me! All I could think was "run, run, run!" Then I heard laughter. And a voice.
"I'll be back in a moment, lady Adriane. Allow me to retrieve my arrow." At this, a tall man walked into the clearing where I sat. I groaned in pain, and he looked surprised to see me.
"Who are you?" I asked slowly, puzzled.
"I am Legolas Greenleaf, prince of Mirkwood."
"Huh? Prince? Mirkwood?"
"Have you not heard of it?" Then he noticed that I was hurt. "Oh my, are you hurt very badly?"
"It sure as hell feels like it."
"My lady, please refrain from using such foul language. My mother always told me, foul words are for foul people."
"Well, Legolas Greenleaf, prince of Mirkwood, I am not foul people. I am a foul PERSON." He looked positively shocked for a few seconds, then laughed.
"Why don't we get you to a place where your injuries can be better taken care of, my lady." With this, he lifted my gently, one arm under my shoulders, the other around my waist. He walked through the trees to another clearing where a lady waited. "Lady Adriane, look what I found!"
"Legolas, who is she?"
"I do not rightly know, my lady."
"Is she hurt?"
"Yes, actually, I almost shot her."
"Oh, really?" She looked as if she was trying not to laugh.
"Why do you laugh?"
"Do you not remember? That is exactly how Alenorin and I met."
"I remember, I just don't see what is so funny." I groaned in pain and he seemed to remember that I was there. He gently set me on his horse, climbed up behind me, and we began to ride.
a/n: remember, r/r please! Thanx for reading, check back for new chappies soon.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but the plot and few original characters. All the rest belongs to Tolkien (D'OH!)
Enjoy!
RETURNING THE RING
JANUARY 6th, 2003 OMG! My mom totally doesn't understand! I HAVE to go to Brandi's party. It's like, the biggest party of the year, and if I don't go, everyone will think I'm a total loser. Oh well, it's not like she'll be up all night. After all..who says mommy has to know everything?..he he he.
That was my diary a thousand years ago, when I knew absolutely nothing. Of course, being the complete idiot I was, I went to the party anyway.
While I was walking, I tripped on the sidewalk and hit my head. The next thing I knew, I was in a strange place with strange people who I knew nothing of.
Since I have nothing better to do at the moment, I will tell you the story of my life.
"Oohh. My head hurts." I moaned, sitting up slowly. I opened my eyes, and all I saw were trees. No cars, sidewalks, houses, anything.
Just trees. Everywhere. As this was going through my mind, something whizzed past my head, so close I could feel the breeze on my ear as it went by.
I looked into (guess what!) the tree behind me, and there was an arrow stuck in the bark. HOLY SHIT! Someone was shooting at me! All I could think was "run, run, run!" Then I heard laughter. And a voice.
"I'll be back in a moment, lady Adriane. Allow me to retrieve my arrow." At this, a tall man walked into the clearing where I sat. I groaned in pain, and he looked surprised to see me.
"Who are you?" I asked slowly, puzzled.
"I am Legolas Greenleaf, prince of Mirkwood."
"Huh? Prince? Mirkwood?"
"Have you not heard of it?" Then he noticed that I was hurt. "Oh my, are you hurt very badly?"
"It sure as hell feels like it."
"My lady, please refrain from using such foul language. My mother always told me, foul words are for foul people."
"Well, Legolas Greenleaf, prince of Mirkwood, I am not foul people. I am a foul PERSON." He looked positively shocked for a few seconds, then laughed.
"Why don't we get you to a place where your injuries can be better taken care of, my lady." With this, he lifted my gently, one arm under my shoulders, the other around my waist. He walked through the trees to another clearing where a lady waited. "Lady Adriane, look what I found!"
"Legolas, who is she?"
"I do not rightly know, my lady."
"Is she hurt?"
"Yes, actually, I almost shot her."
"Oh, really?" She looked as if she was trying not to laugh.
"Why do you laugh?"
"Do you not remember? That is exactly how Alenorin and I met."
"I remember, I just don't see what is so funny." I groaned in pain and he seemed to remember that I was there. He gently set me on his horse, climbed up behind me, and we began to ride.
a/n: remember, r/r please! Thanx for reading, check back for new chappies soon.