I own nothing. This is unrelated to anything else.
"Sam, come on. Pretend to go on a date with me. Danny will get jealous and ask you out just to get you away from me."
"Tucker, that won't work. Danny and I don't like each other like that. We are just friends. Even if I did like him like that, I wouldn't date you just to make him jealous. What do you get out of it?"
"I get to see my two best friends be happy."
"And?"
"Ladies love a broken guy. They think they can heal him. Come on. Please!"
"Fine. But, Danny can't know that it isn't real."
"What isn't real?" asked Danny as he entered Mr. Lancers classroom. He was late as usual.
"The Easter bunny!"
"Okay... Tucker are you overshadowed or just crazy?"
"Crazy. He is crazy."
"Hey!"
"Mr. Foley, do you have something important to say?"
"ummmm."*gulps*"No."
"Good. Now turn to chapter ten."
At the movies for Tucker and Sam's 'date.'
"When is Danny going to get here?"
"Relax. You two will be together in no time, and I will be a ladies man about ten seconds after that."
"Do you want to feel what a combat boot can do to your face?"
*gulps* "No. Oh look there's Danny. Cuddle up to me."
"This is so gross."
"Hey!"
"Tucker? Sam? What are you doing here? Why are you cuddling? Wait, you're cuddling. Tucker, may I speak to you outside?"
"Anything you want to say to me, you can say in front of my girlfriend." The Last word earn him death glares from Sam and Danny. Let's just say green eyed monster fit in this case.
"Get away from Sam."
"Woah, dude you sound jealous."
"I repeat. Get away from my Sam!"
"Your Sam?" asked a shocked Sam and a not-so-shocked Tucker. Tucker gave Sam a wink. She knew exactly what to do from that point on.
"Tucker, I'm leaving for Danny! We are over!" Part of the deal was to announce it loud enough for all females near to be able to hear.
"My heart is breaking!" Tucker then burst into fake tears and ran over to a group of sympathetic looking girls.
Everyone got what they want. Danny got Sam. Sam got Danny. Tucker got three phone numbers and a pity date.