Yeah... this song is pretty... stupid. I don't know why, but the idea for this song just suddenly popped into my head at school. I haven't uploaded a parody song in a while now, so I figured I'd share this small little song with all of you. Anywho, this song is a parody of the song "I have James Wood" from Family Guy. If you don't know the song, I'd recommend giving it a listen before or as you read this. Don't worry if you're not a fan of Family Guy's type of humor by the way. The original song is pretty tame and should be an easy listen. Anywho, like I said, this song was written in a day and is on the short side, so it may suck. But hey, tell ol' Sableye what ya think anyways!

And remember, Frederick's lines are in the place of Peter's lines, and Chrom's lines are in place of James Wood's. So, enjoy!


Someone to wait on

To check up on

I have Lord Chrom!


Someone to fight with

For good and justice

You have Lord Chrom!


Someone to protect

Above all the rest from

Whatever befalls them.


Life becomes a war

Unless you're living for


Someone to work for

Clean the dirt for

I have Lord Chrom!


Someone to be there

With love and care

You have Lord Chrom!


I won't lie

At times

We don't always see eye to eye but


Lord Chrom has you!

And I have Lord Chrom too!


And so ends the song. Oh how the bards swoon! *cough* Anywho, I hoped you enjoyed it. I know it's shorter than my other songs, but what ya gonna do? School cares for for Geometry and Biology than it does for fan fiction, so my hands are tied.