DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL. THIS IS A JOKE FOR A FEW FRIENDS AT SCHOOL. PLEASE-DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
It was just a normal day, Lindsey had just started to walk home. As she headed down the sidewalk, she noticed a very scary and dark ally, filled with spiders and probably had rapists in it. "Huh, maybe I should go in here for no good reason. #YOLO right?" She took a few steps in, now and then making a 'crunch' echo as she stepped on something, she was thinking her sticks. "I should instagram this place, I might get like-a second follower." She reached for her phone in her pocket, and started it up. The Apple logo appeared on her screen. "GOD, this takes FOREVER." She complained as she swiped the screen, accessing the menu. She scanned though the millions of apps she made her parents pay for and tapped the one with a picture of a camera: Instagram. "Damn it, no bars. Better complain to my friends." She closed the app and selected "Messaging" from the bottom of her screen. She inserted a massive amount of numbers in each slot, and sent the message: "I cant fucking instagram a pic of this dark ally i'm in, :(((" She almost immediately got back 5 messages, reading: "lol sucks for you", "You think your life is bad? I'm watching Twilight, and i can't believe that bella chose edawrd!", "Who is this.", "Find some wifi! I want 2 see!", and, "im eating pizza" She read through them all, not bothering to respond, and pocketed her phone. "HELLOOOOO?!" She called out into the darkness, only to be thrown back her own voice. "HELLLLLLOOOOOOO!?" She shouted again, only to hear the same echo. As if anything would be in the dark. "Hey there, you." A dark and creepy voice spoke from behind her, and she turned. "Yeah? What?" She asked, still upset that she had no wifi. "Why did you come in here?" It asked, the presence creeping towards her. "I dunno, I wanted to." She said, annoyance in her voice. "Aw, is the little girl upset?" "YEAH I'M UPSET, THERE IS NO FUCKING WIFI HERE." She screamed. "Ah, I think I know something that would make you feel better. Do you want some candy?" There was a short pause. "I already have gum." The young girl replied, blowing a small bubble. "Ah, then, I'll ask a different question." Lindsey felt a hand on her shoulder. "Do you know what A.R. stands for?" The bubble popped. "No." She said continuing to chew. "Do you want to know?" "Just tell me alreadyyyyy!" She whined. There was another short pause. "Ass rape."
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE. I'M GOING TO SIT IN A HOLE NOW, BYE.
/One hour later
OKAY. AGAIN-PLEASE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. IT IS A JOKE FOR A FEW FRIENDS.
But really, stay safe, and don't try to Instagram a dark ally. Don't go into one either. You'll be AR'd.
I'm sorry if I broke you with this story. I think I broke myself, actually. ;=;
Notice-
-GRAMMAR AND SPELLING MISTAKES WERE ON PURPOSE.
-I BASED THESE CHARACTERS DO BE EXACT OPPOSITES, I'M NOT LIKE THIS XD;
-YOU DID NOT HAVE TO ENJOY THIS. AT ALL. I'M GOING TO WALLOW IN A TUB OF ICE CREAM.
I don't-ehgjkfgdfkjgsdfds-just-
Bye. -Nix