I own nothing! I don't own Harry Potter or Alice In Wonderland, or any of the characters in either one! I just own the Snape family members (except for Severus, of course), and the other OC's.

Eileen passed numerous things on her way down, her frantic yelling turning into terrified bloodcurdling screams. Hourglasses, portraits, spindles, a computer, a laptop, bookshelves, books, Telivision sets, cauldrons, a four poster bed and a strange looking necklace that looked like it had a pendant with a tiny hourglass in it were only some of the things that she ran into as she fell.

"Help!" she yelled before finally bursting down onto a floor. She looked around and was astonished to find her hair upside down and the chandelier as well. She furrowed her brow in confusion before looking up.

She was immediately flipped over as a result, and landed on the checkered tile floor. She eyed the doors, recalling this from a movie, and knew that the tiniest door was the one to go through. She drank the tiny vial of the drink before shrinking only to find that she'd left the key on the table. She huffed and ate a tiny little cake that read "eat me" in blue frosting. She scowled as she was soon growing so tall that she was forced to stoop in order to remain in the room, even with cracking the ceiling above her. she scooped the key into her hand and drank the tiny drink whose label said "drink me" again.

"Thank Salazar," she breathed as she turned the key.

"Oww!" the doorknob yelled.

"Oh, I'm sorry, could you open the door please?" Eileen asked sarcastically. He glared before blowing a raspberry. "Okay, then I'll just blow your door off its hinges."

"What is it with you witches and wizards and always doing that instead of using your manners?" he yelled angrily. "That's what the last one said, too!"

"Well, then would you please open?" she growled through grit teeth.

"Fine," he grumbled before swinging open. "I hope the Red Queen gets her way with you!"

"Whatever," Eileen grumbled as she walked into this new world. "Whoa… Unbelievable… I'm in Wonderland…"

She was so engrossed in the tiny dragons and rocking horses with wings flying around her head that she didn't notice the Tall Flowers until she ran smack dab into one of their stems.

"How rude! Typical of a weed!" one scoffed.

"I can set you on fire if you truly think that," Eileen grinned evilly. She'd truly picked up a bunch of things from her Uncle Severus, and even more from her father - Voldemort. "Or would you rather I tortured you until you wilted slowly and painfully?"

"She's worse than the Red Queen!" one shrieked, and Eileen turned to face a small white hare who'd come up to her. She looked up to find a blue dodo, a flamingo, and a rather large set of twins had joined her as well.

"I'm telling you, she's the wrong one!" a small white mouse yelled from the top of the white rabbit's head.

"No, I think she's the right one," the dodo said confidently.

"If she ain't, then she ain't," one of the twins said.

"If she is, then hooray," the other said with a grin.

"We'll take her to Absolem, he'll know," the rabbit said.

"I'll lead her!" one twin said jerking on her arm.

"No, I will!" the other argued.

"You bigots, you can both lead me," Eileen laughed as she held her arms out for the two.

"Why would you do that?" they asked confused.

"Because I've never had anyone fight over me before, and to be honest, it's kind of sweet," she smiled.

The twins deadpanned as they led her away, wondering if she was as mad as the hatter.

Let me know if there are any lines you'd like to hear, I'd love to feature some of them! I've already decided on most of the tea party scene, but I need some help – does anyone know what the Hatter is saying after Cheshire says "what happened that day was not my fault"? I can't figure it out, and I've tried so very hard!

I thank everyone who has reviewed on any of my stories thus far! Reading them has made me feel so lighthearted that I could write fanfics and crossovers all day if I didn't have to eat, sleep, and go to school! Although I won't deny, I sometimes work my dreams into fanfic chapters…

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