Yui Hirasawa was walking to school, ready for a fun day of music, when she encountered her old friend, Peter Griffin. "Hey Yui, is that a guitar?" asked Peter. "Yes, Peter-sama!" exclaimed Yui, a little flustered. "This reminds of the time when I joined my Highschool's Light Music Club!" reminisced Peter. "You were in a band, Peter-sama?!" Yui asked, surprised. "Heh, yeah, I played the kazoo!" Yui twiddled her fingers. "P-Peter, would you like to join OUR Light Music Club?! We really need a kazoo player!" "Hehheh, I'll do it. I'll bring my whore daughter Meg along too!" "Great!", cried Yui, "let's go." Peter followed Yui into the school, and along the way tripped and sprained his knee. "Nanda? Daijoubu, Peter-sama?!" screamed Yui. "Ah... ah..." Peter gasped on repeat for a few minutes, before replying "I'm fine, Yui. This reminds me of the time I bumped my knee while beating Lois! heheheheh", he laughed. From here on, Peter's beautiful journey with the Light Music Club began.
"Would you like some tea, Mio?" asked Mugi. Suddenly, the door opened. "Hehehheh, hey little ladies. Ready to play some music?" shouted Peter in a boisterous manner. "Oh," started Mugi, "who's this?" "I'm Peter Griffin, your new kazoo player!" he exclaimed. "Ooooh, I love the Kazoo!" stated Ritsu. Yui gestured Peter to the table. "Would you like some tea, Peter?" "Sure, Mugi." confirmed Peter, leading Mugi to walk back to the kitchen. Minutes passed, and Peter waited. Those minutes turned to hours, and those hours to days. "Ehhhh, Jesus Christ, I can't take this anymore." groaned Peter. The wait for tea pushed Peter too far. Peter grabbed his kazoo and looked at it. "Goodbye my kazoo, you were my one and only love." He took the kazoo and attempted to swallow it whole. He started to choke. "Ehheheheh, goodbye cruel world.", his last words leaving his lips. The sounds of choking and trashing caught the girls attention, leading them to come running back into the room. "PETER!" they screamed. Yui tried to help him, but, to her dismay, he was already dead. Underneath his body, she found a note, reading "The wait for the tea was too much. It reminded me of the time I did solitary confinement in prison." Yui looked up at Mugi, wiping the tears from her eyes. "What the hell Mugi?! How long did you make him wait?!" screamed Yui. "Holy fucking shit it was only 5 minutes"
The End