This is an idea I got when I was eating chocolate cookies one day. o.0 I thought "What if the Organization's weakness was chocolate?" which led into this story, which has little to do with that.
Disclaimer: I'm not Japanese, thus I do not have a chance of owning KH2, Organization XIII, or the World That Never Was. Nope, I don't even own a Dusk.
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It was another exceptionally passable day in The World That Never Was. It was already 10:00 a.m. and some members of organization XIII were still just waking up. These lazy Nobodies happened to be Roxas, Axel, and Demyx. And these three had no idea what horrors awaited them when they actually did wake up.
Roxas awoke stumbled out of bed on habit. Every morning he automatically woke up at 10:00. Unless, of course, somebody woke him up earlier.
Axel woke up due to falling right out of it. After remembering where he was, he finally found his way out of his bedroom.
Demyx awoke to his alarm clock, which had a pre-recorded tone of Demyx himself playing his guitar. That sound was enough to wake the dead, so he never got out of bed sleepy.
The three arrived at the breakfast table in their pajamas, where all other ten members were impatiently waiting for them. Xemnas was about to make an announcement, and he hated to be kept waiting.
"While you three were taking your time, the rest of us were waiting on an announcement that will affect your futures," Xemnas frowned.
After the three took their seats, Xemnas began.
"From now on nobody in this Organization will be dining on anything unhealthy," he announced. "This includes potato chips of any kind," a gasp from Xigbar, "ice cream," a shriek from Demyx, "and chocolate." At the mentioning of the last item the were twelve gasps in perfect unison, all completely distressed to the point of suicide.
"From now on your diets will be consisting of sugar and fat-free foods, all organic and healthy," Xemnas went on. He snapped his fingers and several Dusks appeared, each carrying various food items, which they placed on the table. Immediately they disappeared.
Everyone stared at the food before them. Xemnas grabbed a cold, raw green bean and left the room.
Slowly, one by one, people began to take a few bites. Moans, groans, and even a few slight cries were heard.
Axel managed to find a slice of toast. Unfortunately the table was butter-less, jam-less, and jelly-less. So instead of digging in, Axel lit the toast on fire and soon had a lovely piece of black charcoal.
After everyone had finished a meal that had not filled them at all, the Organization went on with their daily routines. But Axel grabbed Roxas in a hallway and pulled him aside.
"You're not gunna go with this, are you?" he asked, looking incredibly distressed.
Roxas stared at his best friend. He was as thin as a pole, his hair was sticking in every direction possible (talk about bed head…), he was still in the white tank and flame boxers he slept in, and he had the craziest distressed look on his face you've ever seen.
"You got a better idea?" Roxas asked.
Axel thought for a minute. "Yeah. I got one," he finally said. "What's the harm in stashing food in a place Xemnas never goes?"
"Right," Roxas said, "The next time I feel like getting zapped to death by Xemnas I'll let you know."
"But he won't ever find out!" Axel stopped Roxas from walking away.
"Dude," Roxas said, "Xemnas has Dusks crawling all over the place. They look everywhere; even your dresser drawers."
Axel blinked. "Really?"
"Yeah," Roxas confirmed.
There was silence for a good long while, until it was finally broken by Axel. "It's worth a shot."
"Fine," Roxas said, "But count me out. Go scout for food on your own, man." And with that Roxas managed to leave.
Axel finally got his hair under control and got into his black cloak. It was getting kind of annoying wearing that thing every day, but he had no choice.
The first destination of his was wherever Demyx was. If there was anyone dumb enough to help Axel it was Demyx.
After Axel had cleared the thought from his mind that he had just dissed himself, he finally found Demyx. All he had to do was follow the sound of what sounded like two cats killing each other but was really Demyx playing his guitar.
"Hey Demyx!" Axel shouted over the noise. "Hungry?!"
The noise instantly stopped and was replaced by the sound of growling stomachs.
"Why do you care?" Demyx frowned, but Axel wasn't deceived. He knew Demyx would kill himself for food, which wouldn't be very effective, but heck! He was Demyx!
"Cause I got a plan to solve that problem," Axel said.
"Oh yeah? What's that?" Demyx demanded.
"Come with me and you'll find out," Axel said, started to walk out.
Demyx hopped up and followed Axel, who led him to the kitchen.
"This isn't gunna work," Demyx's eyes were wide with fear as he crouched behind Axel in the kitchen. There were two Dusks inside and they were doing their best of hiding from the creepy spies of Xemnas.
"Sure it will," Axel whispered. "Xemnas' gotta keep that unhealthily delicious food somewhere, right?"
Demyx nodded, nervousness written all over his face still.
"So we find it and take it to wherever Xemnas' little agents don't go," Axel replied.
"Which is where?" Demyx asked.
"Don't question a master, Demyx," Axel said, and then paused for a moment. "I'm still workin' on it."
Demyx rolled his eyes.
Axel crept over to a storage pantry and slowly opened the door. There was a sudden squeak that made Demyx jump, Axel wince, and a Dusk snap its head in the direction of the squeak. Axel acted on instinct and dropped to the floor; flat on his face. He held his breath and soon, believe it or not, the Dusks left. Axel jumped up out of his uncomfortable position, but Demyx was too petrified to move. He had had strange encounters with Dusks before.
"Come on!" Axel hissed at Demyx, flinging open the pantry doors to reveal…
"What the…!?" Axel nearly shouted.
"What?! What do you see?!" Demyx squeaked.
"Nothing of value, if that's what we're talkin' about," Axel replied, rummaging through the items on the shelves.
"In other words?" Demyx pried.
"All we've got is health junk," Axel said, and shut the pantry doors. In a second he was at the garbage hole. It was a hole to dump garbage in. There was a metal stopper four feet down which opened up on Saturdays to dispose of the garbage. Unfortunately, today's garbage wasn't garbage, exactly. At least not to Axel.
"Well, there's our last hope," axel peered down the hole.
"Is the food down there?!" Demyx cried.
"Yep," Axel grinned. "And without any harm done to it, either. And lucky for us it only empties on Saturdays."
"But it is Saturday," Demyx said.
Axel blinked. "Yeah, well… it doesn't empty 'til 12:00. We can still get down there."
Demyx looked at the kitchen clock as Axel swung a leg over the edge of the garbage hole. The clock began to chime with the Organization XIII theme music.
Axel stopped halfway over and watched his last hope at real meal pass into a pit of rotating blades ready to chop anything to smithereens.
"Nooooooooo!!!!!!" Axel cried, reaching a hand out in the direction of the disappearing delicacies.
"A little dramatic, don'tcha think?" Demyx asked.
Axel glared dagger at him. A fire lit in his right hand. And Demyx began backing away. Before Axel could even get his leg over the edge of the hole Demyx was long gone, screaming his lungs out as he ran through the halls.
"How did it go?" Roxas smirked nearly an hour later.
Axel said nothing. He was in deep thought. Very deep thought. And he knew if he didn't achieve his goal soon he would go so insane that he wouldn't even be able to think.
"Axel?" Roxas waved his hand in front of Axel's blank face. "You in this world?"
Suddenly Axel began to speak so fast that Roxas could only understand every third word or so.
"Xemnas must gets food from somewhere, so there must be a way for us to get some too. Once we find it we can stash it in a deep, dark hole somewhere and issue it out in secret on a daily basis." Axel took a deep breath, then began again. "If Xemnas finds out we can always start a rebellion and come against the healthy eating habit problem, right?"
Roxas stared blankly at Axel as he finished. Axel was grinning. But Roxas hadn't been able to piece together much of it.
"Xemnas gets food from a way some stash in a deep hole and issues secret rebellions?!" Roxas shouted, not believing his friend had gone this insane.
Axel slapped Roxas. Hard, but not that hard. After all, they were friends.
"Don't talk so fast!" he said. "You'll make people think you're crazy."
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