Author's Note: Since people loved the last Harry Potter musical so much, I decided to do another short one. This one involved a few certain events from all parts of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. SO THERE ARE MAJOR HP7 SPOILERS!!! I put some text before the songs to give you some context. All of the songs are in chronological order.
All of the songs are from the movie Anastasia. Sorry, no Disney songs this time. I decided to do something different. The songs parodied are (in order of appearance) "In the Dark of the Night", "Rumor in St. Petersburg", "Learn to Do It", "Journey to the Past", "Once Upon a December", "Paris Holds the Key to Your Heart", and "Learn to Do It (Waltz Reprise)". The Harry Potter-ized song titles come before each of the song parodies. I do not own Harry Potter or these songs, and the songs were used for parody purposes only. Enjoy!
Another Note: I know the events in "Learn to Do It" are out of order. However, these events fit with only certain parts of the song, so they'll just have to be out of order.
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: The Musical
In the Dark of the Night
Voldemort scowled at the very thought of Harry. "Death Eaters," he said to his assembled servants, "we will attack the boy as soon as he leaves the house of his protectors. When he is en route, we will attack, and I will kill him!" Enraged, Voldemort sang,
" In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning,
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be.
It scared me out of my wits
A man with pupils of slits
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was… me!
I'm no doubt the most powerful wizard alive.
When the Potters opposed me, they made a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay,
But one little boy got away!
Little Harry, beware, Voldemort's awake!"
The Death Eaters sang,
"In the dark of the night, Voldy will find him
In the dark of the night just before dawn!"
Voldemort sang,
"Revenge will be sweet"
They all sang,
"When the curse is complete!"
In the dark of the night"
Voldemort sang,
"He'll be gone!
I can feel that my powers are slowly returning.
I am going to make his life a living hell!
As the pieces fall into place,
I'll see him crawl into place!
Avada Kedavra, Harry, farewell!"
The Death Eaters chanted,
"In the dark of the night terror will strike him!"
Voldemort growled,
"Terror's the least I can do!"
The Death Eaters continued,
"In the dark of the night evil will brew.
Ooh-ooh-ooh!"
Voldemort added,
"Soon he will feel that his nightmares are real!"
The Death Eaters chanted,
"In the dark of the night-"
Voldemort cried in sadistic happiness,
"He'll be through!"
The Death Eaters continued,
"In the dark of the night,
Voldy will find him!"
A baritone Death Eater sang,
"Find him!"
Death Eaters chanted,
"In the dark of the night terror comes true."
The baritone added,
"Doom him!"
Voldemort continued,
"My boy, here's a sign
It's the end of the line!"
The Death Eaters sang,
"In the dark of the night…
In the dark of the night…"
Voldemort raised his arms and addressed the Death Eaters:
"Come my minions
Kneel for your Master!
Let you evil shine!
Find him now,
Yes, fly ever faster!"
The Death Eaters chanted,
"In the dark of the night…
In the dark of the night…
In the dark of the night…"
Voldemort screamed,
"He'll be mine!"
Rumor in Diagon Alley
All over Diagon Alley, witches and wizards were sitting on the sidewalk. They were Muggleborns. Their wands had been taken away, and they were thrown out into the streets. They were now outcasts from wizard society. Those who were able to prove that they were not Muggleborns, however, were little better off. Ever since the Ministry had been taken over by Lord Voldemort, life in Diagon Alley and the entire Wizarding world was not as nice as it used to be.
A wizard, carrying a bundle of robes began to sing,
"Diagon Alley is gloomy.
A witch cleaning a shop window added,
"Diagon Alley is bleak."
A wizard sitting on the sidewalk continued,
"My underwear got frozen sitting here all week."
All the witches and wizards in the street sang,
"Oh, since the revolution, our lives have been so gray.
Thank goodness for the gossip that gets us through the day!
Hey!
Have you heard?
There's a rumor in Diagon Alley.
Have you heard
What they're saying on the streets?"
A man holding a copy of the daily prophet sang to the group of people gathered around him,
Though the Minister did not survive,
The Boy Who Lived may be still alive."
The group gasped and sang,
"The Boy who lived, Harry Potter!"
The man looked frightened and said,
"But please do not repeat!"
The group sang again,
"It's a rumor
A legend,
A mystery!
Something whispered in an alleyway
Or through a crack!
It's a rumor that's part of our history!"
A woman with a crystal ball sang,
"They say the Dark Lord Voldemort
Will pay a royal sum-"
The group continued,
"To someone who can bring the boy back."
Fenrir Greyback stood in front of a shop and scanned the crowd. He caught sight of Scabior approaching and whistled. "Scabior!" He hissed, trying to get his attention.
Scabior gasped and said, "Fenrir!"
They huddled together and conversed in hushed voiced before walking on. They came across a group of people, obviously Muggleborns, sitting on the sidewalk. When the Muggleborns saw them approaching, they reached out and shouted to them.
A ragged man said,
"I didn't steal that magic!
I'm a wizard, I swear!"
A woman pleaded,
"I have a family to feed
So please, show a care!"
Another man cried,
"I got this at Olivander's
This wand came to me!"
They all sang,
"We didn't steal magic,
So let us prove it, please!"
Fenrir and Scabior continued walking, and when they were alone, Scabior said, "Well Fenrir, I got us a team of Snatchers."
"Everything's going according to plan," Fenrir replied. "All we need is the boy! Just think, Scabior, no more second status, no more bare left forearms! We'll have three tickets to headquarters: one for you, one for me, and one for Harry Potter!" He began to sing,
"It's the rumor,
The legend,
The mystery!
It's the nuisance Harry Potter who will help us fly!
You and I friend
Will go down
In history!
We'll find the boy the minute the tabooed name he dare say,
Tie him up, and take him away with glee.
Imagine the reward the Dark Lord Voldemort will pay!
Who else could pull it off but you and me?
We'll be rich!"
Scabior sang,
"We'll be rich!"
Fenrir sang,
"We'll be Death Eaters!"
Scabior repeated,
"We'll be Death Eaters!"
They both sang,
"And Diagon Alley will have some more to talk about!"
They walked out into the crowded street again and found the crowd dancing and singing,
"Shh!
Have you heard?
There's a rumor in Diagon Alley.
Have you heard
What they're saying on the street?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!"
The people whispered to each other. After a while, they continued singing,
"Have you heard?
There's a rumor in Diagon Alley!
Have you heard
Comrade what do you suppose?
A fascinating mystery!"
Fenrir sang,
"The biggest Snatch in history!"
Everyone sang,
"The Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter!
Alive or dead?"
A wizard cleaning a window high above the street sang,
"Who knows? Shh!"
Learn to Do It
"Ron," Hermione said irritably, "didn't you listen when Harry was telling us everything Dumbledore taught him about Voldemort and the Horcruxes?"
"Yeah," Ron replied, "but I can't remember all of it."
Harry and Hermione sighed. "Fine," Harry said, "I'll re-teach you everything, starting from the beginning." The three of them broke into song.
Harry: "He was born in an orph'nage in London"
Ron: "An orph'nage in London?
Could it be?"
Harry: "Yes, that's right.
He did magic when he was only three. "
Ron: "Did magic at three?"
Harry: "And the boy…"
Hermione: "He was cruel. "
Harry: "He did curses, and terrorized the kids."
Hermione: "Hurt the kids he did."
Ron: "Was he evil?"
Hermione: "Oh, you kid!"
Harry: "But he'd behave when wizards he was amid."
Hermione: "Imagine how it was!"
Harry: "His long forgotten past!"
Harry and Hermione: "We've lots and lots to do here and the time is going fast!"
All three: "All right… we're ready!"
"In order to break into Gringotts and steal Voldemort's Horcrux," Harry said to Hermione, "you need to disguise yourself as Bellatrix Lestrange. You can use her hair for the Polyjuice potion."
"But you need to act like her too," Ron said.
"I don't know how to do that!" Hermione cried. "I can't act like her! She's so… evil!"
"You have to try," Harry said.
"We'll teach you everything you need to know," Ron added.
"All right," Hermione said, "start your teaching."
The three broke into song again.
Harry: "Now, shoulders back and stand up tall."
Ron: "And do not walk, but try to glower."
Hermione: "I feel a little foolish.
Am I glowering?"
Harry: "You look so sour!"
Harry said, "and if you meet Voldemort…"
Ron: "You give a bow."
Hermione: "What happens now?"
Harry: "Your composure goes amiss."
Harry and Ron: "Most of all, remember this:"
Harry: "If I can learn to do it, you can learn to do it."
Ron: "Something in you knows-"
Harry and Ron: "There's nothing to it!"
Harry: "Follow in my footsteps, shoe by shoe."
Harry and Ron: "You can learn to do it too!"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat around the table at Grimmauld Place. In front of them were hand-drawn maps of the Ministry, some nosebleed nougats, and some Polyjuice potion.
"If we're going to get into the Ministry," Hermione said, "everything needs to be planned thoroughly and perfectly. We'll never get another chance at this, so we can't mess this up."
"Let's go over the plan again," Harry suggested. The three broke into song.
Harry: "Now, only target those alone."
Ron: "And maintenance guys wear robes of blue."
Hermione: "You didn't talk of robes of blue!"
Ron: "What did you say? I thought you knew!"
Harry: "The stunning spell!"
Hermione: "The nosebleed jell!"
Ron: "Desert and then goodnight?"
Harry and Hermione: "Not until you get this right!"
Ron: "If I can learn to do it"
Hermione: "If he can learn to do it"
Ron: "You can learn to do it!"
Hermione: "You can learn to do it!"
Harry: "Pull yourself together,"
All: "And we'll pull through it!"
Harry: "Tell yourself it's easy,"
Hermione: "And it's true!"
All: "You can learn to do it too!"
The three of them sat in their tent. Several Charms placed in the surrounding area shielded them from everything and everyone. They sat, huddled together for warmth, and tried to figure out what to do next.
"We have to find those Horcruxes," Hermione said, "let's go over everything again: what they are and where they might be."
The three broke into song again.
Harry: "Next, we memorize the names of the Horcruxes.
Now here we have Helga's cup"
Hermione: "The diadem"
Harry: "It was a gem!"
Ron: "Oh!"
Harry: "And dear old S. Slytherin loved his locket"
Hermione: "Got it Ronald?"
Ron: "No!"
Harry: "Riddle's diary."
Ron: "It was…?"
Hermione: "Destroyed!"
Harry: "Gaunt family ring."
Ron: "And it…?"
Hermione: "Oi!"
Harry: "Nagini"
Hermione: "Can swallow you whole."
Harry: "He's got her under his control."
Ron: "And she has a piece of his soul!"
Hermione: "Ronald, stop being such a troll."
Harry: "If you can learn to do it,
I can learn to do it!"
Hermione: "Don't know how you knew it."
Harry: "I simply knew it!
Suddenly I feel like someone new…"
Ron and Hermione: "Harry, you're a dream come true!"
Ron: "If I can learn to do it",
Harry: "If I can learn to do it"
Hermione: "You can learn to do it!"
Harry: "You can learn to do it!"
Hermione: "Pull yourself together"
All: "And you'll pull through it!"
Ron: "Tell yourself it's easy,"
All: "And it's true-"
Ron and Hermione: "You can learn to do it,"
Harry: "Nothing to it!"
All: "You can learn to do it too!"
Journey to the Past
Harry looked at the snow-covered road before him. The wind whipped through his coat and blew the snow around his feet. Ahead lay Godric's Hollow. Harry knew that there might be danger lying in the village ahead of him. It was frightening, but he knew that he had to go. Swallowing his fear, Harry sang,
"Heart, don't fail me now!
Courage, don't desert me!
Don't turn back now that we're here.
People always say
Life's full of challenges
No one ever mentions fear.
Or how the world can seem so vast
On a journey
To the past.
Somewhere down this road
I know the sword's waiting
Weeks of dreams just can't be wrong!
Gates will open wide
I'll see my parents' graves
Finally home where I belong.
Well, starting now, I'm running fast!
On this journey
To the past.
Home, love, family
There was once a time
I once did have them too.
Home, love, family,
I will never be complete
Until I have you…
One step at a time,
One hope, then another
Who knows where this road may go.
Back to who I was
Before Lord Voldemort.
Things my heart still needs to know.
Yes, let this be a sign!
Let the sword be mine!
Oh road lead me to my past,
And bring me home
At last!"
Once Upon an October
Voldemort looked through the hole in the wall of Bathilda Bagshot's house. He saw Harry and his companion Apparate away.
"It could have happened here!" he thought to himself.
Being in this place and this situation brought back so many memories of sixteen years ago. It was all still fresh in Voldemort's mind. As he reminisced, he began to sing,
"Dancing snakes
Dark Mark brands
Things I almost remember
And a kill someone planned
Once upon an October.
The prophecy! Someone warned.
Of this home I was informed.
Curses dancing gracefully
Across my memory…"
Voldemort thought back to the events leading up to the night he first tried to kill Harry Potter. He remembered Snape telling him of the prophecy. He saw himself torturing the Potters' location out of Wormtail. He saw James Potter dying by his wand, and Lily Potter throwing herself in front of the crib in an attempt to protect the boy. He could still hear baby Harry's crying, and saw his own hand point his wand at the child.
He continued to sing,
"Someone held him safe and warm,
Killing curse I tried to perform.
The curse backfired on me
Painful, this memory!
Far away, long ago,
Glowing dim as an ember.
It could have
Happened here!
It's painful to remember.
And a curse,
Someone tried.
Once upon an October."
Hogwarts Holds the Key to your Heart
Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at the Room of Requirement in awe. Gathered around them was almost everyone they knew, including everyone who had been in Dumbledore's Army. Many things had changed at Hogwarts over the past school year.
Neville beamed at them and sang,
"Welcome, my friends, to Hogwarts.
Here, we have a revolt of sorts.
We're all traitor scum.
But you're here!
Harry, come!
I'll show you the DA's headquarters.
Hogwarts holds the key to revolt.
And all of Hogwarts plays a part."
The guys in the room sang,
"The Carrows are hell."
The girls sang,
"On kids they use Dark Spells."
The entire D.A. sang,
"And soon all Hogwarts
Will be wanting to yell:
Revolt now!
Revolt now!
Revolt now!"
Seamus sang,
"Hogwarts holds the key to freedom."
Terry Boot sang,
"And here is the Harry fandom."
Michael Corner added,
"There's hope in the air."
Lavender Brown continued,
"It's where you have a prayer."
Neville sang,
"I've got this room down to an art."
The D.A. continued,
"Hogwarts holds the key to your heart.
Revolt now!"
Neville began to dance and sang,
"We have two nice loos
We can house the crew.
When the Carrows say don't
The D.A. say do!"
A group of girls sang,
"When you think you can't
You'll find you can, can.
Everyone can, can, can."
Neville added,
"You can, can, can, too!"
While everyone was dancing, singing, and laughing, Harry softly sang to himself,
"Hogwarts holds the key to his soul.
Yes, Riddle, I've found you at last.
No more pretend.
You'll be gone,
That's the end!"
The D.A. sang,
"Hogwarts holds the key
To your heart!"
Cho Chang began to sing,
"You'll be very brave and so smart!"
Luna, while waving her arms and running around the room, sang,
"Come dance through the night"
Ernie MacMallion added,
"And forget all your woes"
The D.A. cried,
"The castle of light!"
The Patil twins joined in,
"Where witch and wizard grow!"
The D.A. continued,
"And one never knows what will start!
Hogwarts
Holds the key
To your heart!
Revolt now!"
Romance
The Battle for Hogwarts raged around them. There was little time to waste.
Harry looked stunned as Hermione threw her arms around Ron and kissed him on the lips. Harry sighed and quietly sang,
"We're on the road, and suddenly
I see it at a glance-
She's radiant
And confident
And born to take this chance.
We've come this far,
We planned it all.
I just forgot…
Romance
Mate, how could we do this?
How will we get through this?
But their love will only advance."