This is a play. Not a "example" talking book. More of a
Example Guy: Example!
Anyway, this is a Zelda book! It's about the Four Swords, and their greatest and last journey. My next Zelda Fanfic should be called The Adventures of Young Link. But this fanfic should be TRULY awesome! Get ready for the Adventures of Purple, Blue, Red, and Green. I do not own any Zelda characters but I'd like to say whoever works for Nintendo and came up with the idea for this guy is awesome!
Chapter 1: The Four Sword
One day...
Uncle: WAKE UP LINK! WAKE UP!
Green(Still half-asleep): Whaaat?
Uncle: LINK! WAKE UP! ZELDA'S BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN, AND THIS TIME IT'S SERIOUS!
Green(Wakes up): What happened, uncle?
Uncle: Dodongo...Ganon...the Zora...Deku...For...(Falls on floor)
Green: Uncle? UNCLE? (Shakes uncle) NO!
Uncle: Don't be so loud Link, I'm drunk!
Green: Oh. (Green A.K.A. Link runs out to town to the castle).
King: Ah, Link! What can I do for you, fine boy?...Oh I suppose you're her because you need to go save Zelda again? Okay. I'll tell you what you gotta do. You have the Master Sword, correct?
Green(Nods)
King: Well, have you ever heard of the Four Sword?
Green(Shakes head)
King: Well there is a Four Sword, far in the Deku Forest. Like the Master Sword, it is stuck in stone. You must pull that sword! The journey this time will be too hard for you to do alone. You will be split into four forms of yourself. But if any of you are defeated, you will all have to return here and start over. So it's very risky. You may do it by yourself, if you like, but if you want some help...their personalities will be useful.
Green: Yes sir! But before I leave, I ask of something very important.
King: What is it, my boy?
Green: Can I have some cheese?
(Later...)
Green: I don't see this "Four Sword" anywhere. I've explored every part of this forest, and all I found was an old sandwich and a baseball card. I guess I could sell it,(Eats super rare baseball card), but who'd want to buy an old sandwich? Hmm...Hey, is that the Four Sword over there? Could be. I'll pull it out just in case. But there's something wrong about this...I'm talking to myself. Sigh, you've really done it this time Link. Talking to yourself. Again.
(Link rushed to the sword...)
(Link tried to pull out the sword, and succeeded)
Green: OWWWW-WOOOWWW-OWWWWWWW!
(Link felt as if his skin was being ripped off by a horrible monster, but finally it stopped)
Green: Huh? It's all over. Fooh.
Purple: Hiii! Ooh, an overgrown hog!
Green: AHHH! You freakin' scared me! Who are you, freak? And why are you dressed like me?
(A Blue one popped out from behind the purple one...)
Blue: We're your clones. Oh, you have a spectacular oversized hog.
(Red one pops out from behind the blue one...)
Red: Hiya! Hope you're ready to beat that overgrown hog!
Green: Did you guys come from the Four Sword!
Red: Sure, but you should worry about that overgrown hog behind ya.
Blue: We'll introduce ourselves. I'm Blue, the tough one's Red, and the pipsqueak over there is Purple. And the guy behind you is an overgrown hog.
Green: The Four Sword is powerful...Let's go to my house, and we'll all get to know everyone much better.
Purple: Okay, but you should kill that hog first.
Green: WHAT FREAKIN OVERSIZED HOG!(Turns around) Ganon?
Ganon: NOOO! The Four Sword has already been pulled!
Green: Umm...Yeah, so?
Ganon: I was coming here to pull it so there would be four of me, not including that phantom who's always lurking by my fortress! I thought I could beat you with the Sword!
Green: What makes you think that you could've pulled the Four Sword?
Ganon: Sigh. You really just don't understand, do you? I could've pulled the Master Sword, but I liked it where it was and since I thought no one could pull it. And then you were born. I am your...Goodbye. (Walks out of forest)
Green: What in the world was that all about? Can he pull the Master Sword too?
Blue: Highly improbable. He might just be playing mind games with you.
Purple: Yeah. Let's go to your house, Green! We're now related to you!
Red: Ugh...I didn't want to be related to this guy. I liked the hog better. More tough and scary.
(At Green's home)
Green: Why didn't I destroy him? I should've beat Ganon right there, and save the princess.
Purple: Well, dude, you can't really excuse him for anything yet. I'm sure he didn't kidnap the Princess this time.
Green: What do you mean? So far, he's been the only one to kidnap Zelda.
Blue: Maybe Dodongo did it this time.
Red: Nah. He's too weak, no one would trust him to kidnap the princess.
Blue: Yes, it's most improbable.
Purple: So, Fearless Leader, now what?
Green: Leader? I can't be your leader. You got to be your own person!
Blue: Actually, according to the Four Sword rules, the man who pulls the sword is leader to his cloned companions.
Red: Actually, I agree with Green. None of us need a leader! Let us do whatever we want.
Green: Now that I think about it, I will be your leader, thanks to what Red said. But I don't want to boss you guys around too much. Now let's go to the first dungeon!
Blue: Without even knowing the kidnapper? And no actual introductions?
Green: Fine. I'm Link, and I'm the leader. I've saved Zelda many times before, and my favorite hobby is sleeping.
Purple: Umm...sleeping? Anyway, I'm Purple, and I'm the(Interrupted)
Red: He's the natural pipsqueak around here.
Purple: Dude! Anyway, my favorite hobby is...well...I'm kinda normal, unlike everyone else here. I like chicken legs.
Blue: Uh-huh...I'm Blue. Brains of the group. I just love studying.
Red: NERD!
Green: Wow Red. You've just insulted everyone in the group except yourself. I'll have the honors of doing that...YOU'RE FAT.
Purple: Wow...I didn't know that Green was so much like all of us combined.
Blue: Well, we are all him. We got his three parts: Tough, smart, and awkward.
Purple: Whoa whoa whoa here...Who exactly is the awkward one?
Blue: You.
Red: Hey! I ain't fat! Take that back! NOW! As Red, the toughest one here who loves to slaughter people, I command you to take that back!
Purple: Whoa, dude, did he just say something the author cleverly thought of because Red would never introduce himself nicely?
Blue: Probably, but I think it's stupid.
Green: Wait a second. Author? You guys think we're in a book?
Purple: Probably.
Green: That's the most stupid thing I ever heard of! Why do you think we're in a book?
Blue: Because, Green, words keep appearing in the air and I can't really see myself. It seems like we're actually just being played with like dolls by the author.
Green: Blue, you're stupid. I can see myself and all of you. There are no words in the sky, and this is real. Got it?
Blue: Fine. I just feel some strange feeling.
Green: Will you worry about that later? We have just got to save Zelda! Can we go now?
Red: Sure. Sigh.
(A few days later, still traveling to the dungeon...)
Green: Hey, I wonder what Ganon's up to.
Red: You'll never know cause you don't think!
Green: Well excuuuuuuse me, mister!
Blue: I finished setting our tent over there for the night...so I can...sleep.
Purple: Okay...well, I just finished writing our names in the ground over here: Blue, Red, Green, and ME!
Green: Okay, let's just admit that we're all sick of each other. Is that correct?
Red: Yes.
Purple: Yeah, dude!
Blue: Highly probable. Could lead to headaches.
Green: Maybe we should go our own way?
Red: You'll never know, cause you don't think!
Green: Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me, mister!
Blue: I finished my homework already...so I can...sleep.
Purple: I just finished writing our names in this tree: Blue, Red, Green, and ME!
Green: Why are we almost saying what we just said?
Red: You'll never know, cause you don't think!
Green: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
Blue: I put pillows in the tent...so I can...sleep...
Purple: I finished writing our names on a chest I found: Blue, Red, Green, and ME!
Green: EVERYONE SHUDDUP FOR A SECOND!
Red: You'll never know, cause you don't thi-
Green: SHUDDUP!
Blue: I put blank-
Green: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART NOT SLEEPY!
Blue: But I thought we were ripping off a video real quick.
Purple: I finished writing our names on this video camera: Blue, Red, Green, and ME!
(A teleport appears, and a pale-skinned cloaked being steps out)
Being: I am Vaati. I presume you are the legendary Link I always hear of from my wife-to-be?
Green: Uh, yeah! What, you want me to go to your wedding? Sorry, I'm trying to save Zelda right now.
Vaati: Yes, about that...Zelda IS my wife-to-be.
Green: Oh! That means I can STOP SAVING HER! Sure, I'll come to your wedding then!
Vaati: Oh, charms! Thank you. I hope to see you at Moonlight Peak in a week at 7:00.
Green: Ok! Catch ya later!
Red, Blue, and Purple: ...
Green: Why are you looking at me weird?
Blue: Don't you get it? Why would Zelda marry that freak? She was kidnapped by him!
Green: Ooh...Yikes. Well why would he want me to go to his wedding?
Red: He's probably gonna kill you there!
Green: AAH!
Purple: Come ON, man. It was really obvious.
Green: At least we know who kidnapped Zelda! Heh...
(Purple, Blue, and Red glare at Green)
Green: Let's...uh...go! But first, we strike a pose. Everyone pull out your favorite weapon!
(Green pulls out a sword, Red pulls out sais, Purple pulls out nunchucks, and Blue pulls out a bow)
Purple: Seems like we ripped of a beloved kids show.
Blue: We ripped off a show, but not a beloved kids one.
Red: It's rated like PG-13 nowadays. In olden days, it was rated like Y7. I liked the olden days...
Green: This makes me think about how old I am...
Red: How old are you?
Green: You should know, you're me.
Red: Well, in the games, they never announced your age and the only time you had a birthday in a game was Wind Waker.
Green: Good point.
(A week later, Moonlight Peak, 5:00)
Purple: We're a bit early.
Red: You'll never know cau-
Blue: Leeeet's not start that again.
Green: Alright. When Vaati comes, we slash his head off!
(Moonlight Peak, 7:00)
Green: He's still not here.
Red: That's obvious Green, you don't have to say it out loud.
Purple: I think he tricked us.
Blue: Probably.
Green: Alright, let's split into two groups to find him. Blue and Red, you check the Kakariko Village area. Purple, you're coming with me to Ordon.
Purple(Sticks tongue out at Blue)
(Nearish Ordon)
Purple: Are we there yet?
Green: No.
Purple: Are we there yet?
Green: No.
Purple: Are we there yet?
Green: YES!
Purple: YA LIAR!(Hits Green on the head)
Green: If we brought Ponya like I said we should, we'd be there by now! (Hits Purple on the head)
Purple: It's not my fault that donkey killed me! (Hits Green on head)
Green:(Hits Purple on head)
Old man: I don't know what you younguns are doin', but ye better find some shelter to kill yallselves before the sandstorm does!
Purple: Are we there yet?
Green: Yep.
Purple: Cool.
Did you like Chapter 1? I'm sorry if this was too long, the next one WILL be shorter. R&R, PLEASE!