DISclaimer: I don't own the delicious twin-cest characters...but if you really hardcore yaoiXtwincest fan-person...give me a call! i'll tell you about my brother!

Weapons of War

Twins. Blonde and blue-eyed. Girl and boy. The possible complications are endless. They were both beautiful almost flawless, Len and Rin Kagamine. Everyone fell in love with them at first sight. The adults cooed, their peers admired and painstakingly, they realized how beautiful they were as well. You rarely saw them without their hands in each other's blonde tresses or interlocking fingers. They were rarely separated.

Beautiful children with curious minds: perfect combination for exploration.

"OW! Don't touch that!" Rin shrieked and scooted away from her 7 year old brother.

Len became worried,

"Oh, I'm sorry Rin! What did I do wrong?" he pouted. They were in a bath and he really didn't know what he touched under all this bubbly water, Rin blushed,

"You just touched somewhere you shouldn't have, okay!"

The blonde boy cracked a grin, jokingly,

"Like a...vajayjay?"

Rin looked bewildered and blushed even more. Their parents gave them a body talk the other day, you know: 'Wash behind your ears, and there are other places you have to wash too...so they don't get dirty...'

She still couldn't believe he could say 'that word' so blatantly!

Realization dawned on his face,

"N-no way! It's down there?"

Rin nodded,

"Mhm!"

Both twins blushed embarrassedly then Len asked,

"So...why is it...so open?"

"I don't know!" Rin squeaked.

Len looked down,

"I don't have one."

"But your a boy."

"But my pe-,"

"DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD!"

"Okay, Okay! No need to shout!...but my er, 'thingy' is like...really...hosy..."

"...I don't know?"

The twins contemplated with their 7 year old minds; too smart for their own good...Why did they have these monstrosities on their bodies? Why did they need them? Then they were reminded of a game they played the previous day. Shoving a stick down and and hole...

"Wait!" Len cried, "you don't think-!"

Rin finished for him,

"that 'that' is should go...in," she pointed down to her own sex, "there?"

"But why would someone want to do something like that!"

"You think...it's kinda like picking your nose?"

"Nah! There's no way! What would I be pickin' outta you!"

"I don't know! Maybe it's a," Rin gasped, "a weapon!"

They stared, frightened, at each other before Len whispered,

"You mean...like a sword?"

"Yeah," she whispered back, "maybe that's why it hurt when you...," her lips trembled, "You-you wouldn't use that to hurt me...would you?"

Len's eyes in turn watered,

"Never! Only a big meanie would do that," he scooted over and wrapped his arms around his sister who was now bawling, "don't cry Rin! I'll protect you! I promise you that if any guy tries to do that..I'll-I'll bite their thingy off!"

Ah...don't you just love the mind of a child?

Biting thingies, huh? Well, there's gonna be more, this fic is practically a series of one-shots with minimum plot, but that doesn't excuse you from reveiwing!