FF8 goes to Red Lobster!!

*The FF8 gang(Squall, Rinoa, Zell, Selphie, Irvine, and Quistis) are sitting around in a Red Lobster. The speakers is playing that song where um they sing hot hot hot...I always hear it when I'm there...*

Rinoa: Squalllllllllly I'm hungry!

Squall: .....

Rinoa: What?

Squall: .....

Irvine: Well I think Squall is trying to say "We have to wait for the lady to give us our table".

Rinoa: Oh...

*Waitress then comes up*

Waitress: I'm sorry but we can't make a table for six people at one time.

Squall: .....

Waitress: What?

Squall: .....

Quistist: He said "Why the hell not?"

Waitress: Oh...Well because um, because we can't! So we'll have to split you up into groups of three.

Zell: What the heck? Sounds like a battle to me...*Starts taking fake punches at the waitress*

Waitress: WHAT THE! Get away from me!

Quistist: *Grabs Selphie, and Irvine* Ok I have my group!

Squall: .....

Zell: YEAH! How dare you stick me with Rinoa!

Rinoa: YAY! Squally-Wally and I get to be together with Zelly-Welly!

Squall: *Flinches* Hooray...

Waitress: Alright let me take you to your seats

*On the way there Rinoa stops and looks at the lobster tank*

Rinoa: YAY! Look it's fishies Squall! Can you buy me one?!

Squall: ...Sure, when we get to the table i'll tell our server you want one... *grins evily*

*They continue one their way Rinoa have a death lock grip on Squall's arm. They sit at two booths back to back of each other*

Waitress: Ok, your waiter, Fujin, and Rajin will be with you shortly!

*Everyone is too busy looking at the menus*

Selphie: Irvy honey...why is everything with fish...or something sea aquatic...?

Irvine: Because it's a seafood resturant...see thats why it's called "Red Lobster"

Selphie: But i'm not able to eat fish!!!

Quistist: Why?

Selphie: Um...uh.....

Irvine: Your alergic...?

Selphie: Uh yeah thats it!! Whats alergic?

Irvine: That means you'll turn into a swollen little Selph if you touch nasty fish!

Selphie: EW!!! Thats what wrong with me!!

Quistis: But you ate the dorm's clam hot dogs yesterday...

Irvine: You think that was real clam sauce...?

Quistis: ...

*Waiter comes up to them*

Rajin: You ready to order ya know?

Quistist: Rajin? What are you doing here?

Rajin: I'm working ya know?

Irvine: Do you have any non-seafood dishes?

Rajin: The kids menu has chicken fingers ya know?

Selphie: Eww is it really fingers from chickens?

Rajin: No it's like Chicken Nuggets but until the new order of chicken comes in we use fish ya know?

Sephie: That sounds good can I have a coke too?

Irvine: .....

Quistist: ..... Uh I'll just have the shrimp platter

Irvine: Yeah, me too.

Rajin: Fine, you food will be out shortly ya know?

End of Part 1