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Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny, were all waiting at the busstop. Cartman suddenly exclaimed: "Hey, you Guys! I saw this one movie, and it had Godzilla in it and-" Suddenly Kyle interrupted him and said: "Hey, did you know that Godzilla is a girl!? In one movie, he-" Then Cartman interrupted him: "No! That was an American Godzilla! He is really called Zilla, you Fucking Jew!" Kyle argued and said: "Just because I'm a Jew doesn't mean that I'm stupid, fatass!" Cartman said: "Aye! Don't call me fat! And, yes it does" Kyle glared at Cartman for a few minutes. Cartman said: "What!?" Kyle just jumped on Cartman and started beating him up. Kyle screamed: " I'm getting sick and tired of you harassing me for being a Jew!!!!!" Cartman pushed Kyle off of him. Cartman then said: "Ahh, Much better. As I was saying I saw this movie on T.V. that had Godzilla in it, and he was fighting this three-headed dragon. And the Three-Headed Dragon's friend was this chicken thing." Then Stan said: "Oh, you mean Gigan?" Cartman said: "I guess. But anyway, On Goji's side wa-" Kyle interrupted him: "Who's Goji?" Cartman Said: "He's Godzilla, stupid. Just go to the Atari Forums and you'll learn all the abbreviations for Godzilla and his Foes. My account is: Kalebknecht" Kyle said: "Kaleb what?" cartman said: "Knecht." Then Kenny said, in his muffled voice: " Hey! You're not Kalebknecht! That's that one cool guy there!" Cartman just closed his eyes and turned his head down. After a few minutes he stopped and acted out poorly: "Oh no, Kenny is just making jokes about that. Ho-ho, funny Kenny" Kyle was going to say something, but was interrupted by the shaking of the ground. Suddenly there was a huge crack in the ground where they were standing. They started to fall in. They screamed in terror. Then, Chef drove up and reach his hand out for the kids to grab. Chef shouted: "Grab-on children!!!" Indeed, they all did. Chef speed away, while all of the kids were panting. Suddenly a huge read beam came from the sky. It hit the road right in front of them. All of them ran out of the car to see a huge Space-Chicken flying over them. Stan and Cartman both said: "OMFG!!! IT'S GIGAN!!!" Kyle said: "It's who?" Then a huge drill came from behind them. It shoved up a lot of dirt, and chef and all of the kids were pushed to the ground to it. They heard a hissing sound. They all turned around and uncovered themselves. There was a huge humanoid-bug standing in front of them. It was Megalon. They then saw a huge mouth come and bite the leg of Megalon. His foot was spewing out blood. It splattered all over Kenny. Kenny said in his muffled voice: "Aw, sick dude!" Then Cartman recognized the monster that bit the leg of Megalon. Cartman shouted: "ANGIRUIS!!! RUUUUN!!!!" While Cartman ran in terror, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and chef, all stood there in shock. They were all wondering the same thing: wtf was going on?
Okay, that's the end for that chapter. In the net chapter there is going to be Godzilla and his allies. I'm going to put up the next chapter today, so look out for it:D