hope you like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ain't crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke goes to Candy Mountain
"Another day of Training," Sasuke grumbled as he left his house. When he got to the training field he saw Naruto and Kiba come up to him.
"What do you want?" He asked rudely.
"Candy Mountain, Charlie." Kiba said, smiling.
"Come to Candy Mountain Charlie, " Naruto Echoed, grabbing his arm.
"What the Hell are you talking about? My Name isn't Charlie!" Sasuke Screamed. They dragged him threw the forest. Naruto and Kiba were humming this really annoying song.
"Will you shut the hell up!" He screamed, again, "There is no such thing as Candy Mountain!!!!" Kiba and Naruto Stopped. They turned and looked at him.
"Shun The Non-Believer," Naruto said.
"Shuuuuun," They said. They were dragging him again.They passed Shikamaru, he was eating a lollipop.
"Help Me!" Sasuke Begged, "Wait, Where did you get that Candy?"
"Candy Mountain, Charlie." He said licking it, "Candy Mountain." He was drug away again. They came to a rickety old Bridge. It didn't look to safe.
"You guys sure this is safe?" Sasuke said, a little scared.
"Over the bridge, Charlie," Kiba said.
"Candy Mountain is over the Bridge, Charlie!" Naruto said. Fifteen Minutes later they were at Candy covered Mountain. Some Candy came down and started to sing and dance. Sasuke sweat dropped, he was officially crazy.
"Go in Charlie," They said pointing at the "Cave", "Go in Candy Mountain!" He did so very hesitantly. The door to the cave shut. There was sound of a fight and the next thing Sasuke knew he was unconcious. He woke up in the training field. He had a scar along his side.
"Damn," He said, "They took my fricking Kidney!" He then got up to find Naruto and Kiba to beat them to death.
Fin