HEEEELLLLOOO After years of silence, BM is back for you with a new song :D I wrote it on a whim, so it's probably not that good, but hell, you guys laugh at anything. :p Enjoy!

Catchin' Romanov in Underwear!
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Tanks go boom, are you listenin'?
In the lane, blood is spillin'
The Kremlin in sight, We're happy tonight.
Catchin' Romanov in underwear.

Gone away is the red flag,
Here to stay, red white and blue flag,
We'll drive all his cars,
And smoke his cigars,
Jailin' Romanov in underwear.

Out in Moscow we can set a fire,
Say it's anti-freedom rebel backed!
And if some should come and call us liars,
We'll slap them with a "Paitrotic Act"!

Later on, we'll conspire,
When democracy's desired,
To come out and say,
Elections? NO WAY!
Your new Prez is none but Smokey Bear!

In the Kremlin we can groom the right man,
And pretend that he deserves renown,
We'll have good relations, he's a Dougan fan,
Unless that fat-head Yuri's back in town...

When there's war, ain't it thrillin',
Though our blood, it may be spillin'
We'll join up and fight, 'cause they say it's right,
Though the U.S. casus belli's made of air.

The U.S. casus belli's made of air,
The U.S. casus belli's made of air.
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Some of you might not get the Bear reference... Well, no matter. This unintentionally reflects some ironies about a world issue, so don't flame me on that, I didn't realize it until later. lol

Actually... this is far too intellectually inclined to be considered a good song... casus belli? Do any of you guys even know what that is? -.- Hmmm... It's a "justification for war", just fyi.

Thanks for reading and indulging this oldie! R/R!!!