Total Drama Island: Not So Happy Campers – Part 1
A dock appears in front of water and a bunch of trees. The host pops up right in front of the camera.
"Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the deal, twenty-four campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will win a reward, and the other two will watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Loser Boat," Chris chuckled. "and leave Total Drama Island, for good!"
The camera pans over to the campfire pit, an area with 12 tree stumps that act as seats, that lays behind a large bonfire pit.
"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive... a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it: they'll probably blow in a week."
The camera then pans over to the campgrounds, a large field with two cabins for the 24 campers to sleep in. A large mess hall, an outhouse confessional, and a communal washroom.
"To survive, they will have to battle… black flies,grizzly bears, disgusting camp food…and eachother! Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now, on Total Drama Island!"
"Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine."
"You guys are on my mind."
"You asked me what I wanted to be." The camera pans up the cliff and into the water. Owen is seen underwater in his swimsuit. He farts and swims away, his noxious gas kills a fish,
and it floats to the top of the water. The camera pans to the top of the water, Bridgette and Geoff are sitting on Bridgette's surfboard looking at eachother flirtatiously. They look disgusted when they start to smell the fish.
"And now I think the answer is plain to see."An eagle picks up the fish and drops it in the forest. DJ is playing with a bunch of small, animal critters peacefully until the fish lands near them, and the animals attack DJ.
"I wanna be… famous."
Duncan can be seen laughing when the animals start to attack DJ, until Courtney glares at Duncan and he starts to look worried.
"I wanna live close to the sun." Heather and LeShawna are seen fighting on a water raft, until it falls down a waterfall and they both scream for help.
"Well pack your bags, cause I've already won!" Harold can be seen getting into a karate stance on a half broken log, until Izzy swings into him on a vine.
"Everything to prove nothing in my way." Harold and Izzy crash into the confessional, and crash into Natalie who is standing right next to it waiting for Lindsay. Lindsay falls out of it with her pants down.
"I'll get there one day…" Chef can be seen stirring a pot of disgusting food. Noah is tied up.
"Cause I wanna be..famous!" Eva and Tyler can be seen armwrestling. Ethan is seen next to Eva cheering her on. When she wins the arm wrestle, breaking Tyler's arm, she high fives Ethan and he holds his hand in pain.
"Na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, -na-na-na-na-na-na." Katie and Sadie can be seen admiring Justin. Justin looks into two mirrors and winks at himself in one of them.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!" Beth turns the camera towards her, but Michael hogs it trying to show off his rap ''talent.'' Beth and Michael fight over control of the camera until her flaming batons burn Michael.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
*Whistling* Gwen and Trent are seen at the campfire smiling at eachother, until Cody gets between them.
Chris is seen at the dock of shame. "Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Alright, it's time to meet our first 12 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a 5-star resort, so if they seem a little pissed..that's probably why."
A boat is seen dropping off a short, pale girl with glasses, braces, and a side ponytail.
"Beth, what's up?" Chris asks her as She walks up to Chris and hugs him.
"It's so incredulous to meet you…Wow, you're a lot shorter in real life."
Chris looks down at her and sarcastically says "Thanks."
Another boat is seen dropping off a tall, black teenager with a white hat, green shirt with a "D" on it, and some luggage.
"DJ!"
"Yo, Chris McLean! How's it goin? You sure you got the right place here, where's the hot tub at?"
"Yo dog, this is it, Camp Wawanakwa."
DJ walks away with his luggage, frustrated. "Looks a lot different on the application form."
A boat is seen dropping off a very pale girl with tight black clothes, boots, and blue and black hair. She walks off of the boat angrily.
"Hey, Gwen."
"You mean we're staying here!?"
"No, YOU'RE staying here. MY crib is an airstream with AC that way."
"I did not sign up for this!"
Chris shows her a contract. "Actually, you did."
She rips it up, grins, and throws it in the water.
"The great thing about lawyers is..they make lots of copies!" Chris flashes multiple copies of the contract.
"I am not staying here."
"Cool, I hope you can swim though, cause your ride just left."
"Jerk!"
A pink-shirted guy with shorts and a cowboy hat is dropped off, and he greets the host positively. "Chris McLean! Honor to meet you man!"
"Thanks, man." Chris responds.
Gwen scoffs at the two. "If they say man one more time, I'm gonna PUKE."
The next boat comes and drops off Lindsay, a beautiful, if small-minded blonde. "Not too shabby," Chris grins at the camera after his perverted remark about her appearance. Lindsay spends several minutes getting Chris' name wrong.
The next boat drops off Heather, she takes off her sunglasses and glares at everyone. Beth tries to talk to her and spits on her due to her braces , she looks disgusted.
Punk rock is heard in the distance, it is coming from the next arriving boat. All the contestants and Chris look at the next boat arriving, a male with a green mohawk, sagging jeans, red sneakers, and a skull shirt is seen with his foot on top of his speaker as it plays the loud music. He viciously throws his luggage onto the Dock and glares angrily at Chris.
"Duncan, dude..!" Chris greets him. Duncan makes a fist. "I don't like-surprises." "Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you returned to juvi." Chris grins and points at him.
Duncan looks over to Heather. "Meet you by the campfire..gorgeous." Heather scoffs at him. "Drop dead, you criminal."
The next boat drops off Tyler, who is waterskiing on the back of the boat, he loses his balance and wipes out, crashing into everybody's luggage. The campers that have already arrived cringe in discomfort.
No one even heard the next boat even pull off, a ginger with prescription glasses, carrying a keyboard, sighs awkwardly at Chris, who quickly dismisses him. "Uh, welcome to camp, Harold." Harold looks around for a few moments. "So this takes place at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Chris gives Harold a thumbs up. "You got it, Harold!" The ginger cheers. "Yes..! That is so much more favorable to my mad skills." Chris cringes at him.
The next boat arrives, dropping off a guy with messy black hair carrying an acoustic guitar case. "Contest number nine..Trent!" Chris introduces him. "Hey, good to meet you man. I saw you on that figure skating show, nice work!" Trent fist bumps Chris. "Thanks man, KNEW I rocked that show!"
Beth claps excitedly. "Hey, I saw that too! One of the guys got dropped his partner on her head, it was pretty crazy."
"Yeah, I know right?" Trent nods. "Good thing Chris didn't fuck up like that, though."
"Is this, really it though?" Trent looks around at the campers, Harold picks his nose. "Alright then, I guess I'll make the best of it." He finds a spot next to Gwen, and although she tries to act uncomfortable around him, a slight smile slips out.
The next boat arrives, dropping off a blonde girl in a blue hoodie with her hair tied back, carrying a surf board. "Hey everybody, our surfer chick Bridgette is here!" She is greeted by Chris McLean. "Hey, nice to meet you!" She exclaims, hitting Chris in the head with her board accidentally, as she makes her way over to the campers. "That hurt, damn it!" He rubs his head.
"Nice board, this ain't Malibu, honey." Duncan grins at her. "I..I thought we were going to be on a beach." Bridgette looks around the shore of the Camp Wawanakwa island. "A good beach."
"I'm sick of hearing about surfer girl, the show isn't all about her, ya know. I wanna fucking start already, can we hurry up?" Heather demands. "Someone's on their period, this should be pretty interesting." Duncan teases. "Get bent."
The next boat arrives, dropping off an intelligent, short guy with brown hair, a red and blue shirt, and green cargo shorts named Noah. "So you got my memo about my life-threatening allergies and my conditions, I presume?" He questions Chris. "Someone must've got em." He shrugs. "They better have. This where we're staying?"
Duncan cracks his knuckles. "Nah, it's your moms house, and we're throwin' a party." Noah sighs. "Cute, nice piercings, did your prison daddy do them for you?" Duncan pushes him. "Yeah, want one? By the way,watch your mouth." Duncan takes hold of Noah's lip and pulls out a needle. "Uh, no thanks. Can I have my lip back please? Thanks." Duncan lets go of Noah's lip.
The next boat drops off a heavyset black girl named LeShawna, holding leopard printed luggage, wearing baggy jeans and a tan shirt with kumquats on it. "Sup y'all? LeShawna's in the house!" She walks onto the dock and high fives Chris. "Save yo selves the trouble and quit now, cause I came to win!" LeShawna walks over to DJ and high fives him. "Oh wassup my brotha? Gimme some sugar, baby!"
"Why are you so loud?" Harold questions. LeShawna goes to fight Harold and the other campers have to restrain her. Harold assumes a karate stance, swinging karate chops in her direction, before smiling shyly at her.
The next boat drops off two girls who look very similar, named Katie and Sadie. "Oh my gosh, Sadie! A summer camp! Isn't that so awesome?" Katie asks. "Super totally awesome!" Sadie responds. Chris chuckles at them both. "Glad you like the digs, cause you'll be here for eight weeks...if you last that long."
A kid with a teardrop face tattoo, fake gold chains, jeans around his waist, and a black hoodie named Michael shows up. "Yo what up? Ay, whats yo name, sista?" He looks at LeShawna. "LeShawna, what's it to you, white boy?" "Jus' askin', you seem dope, you heard? You real." LeShawna does not look impressed. "You frontin' me..Are you makin' fun of me? Quit tryna act me like." She goes to throw him off the dock before he could protest, but he is stopped by the campers once again.
The next boat drops off Ethan, a hippie with long curly brown hair down to his stomach wearing sunglasses, bell bottom jeans, a floral top, carrying an electric gutiar case and listening to Led Zeppelin on a boombox. "This is Ethan," Chris introduces him.
LeShawna looks over at him, "That's some freaky music you're playing white boy." "Man, it's just rock and roll, I'm sure everyone here's gotta love some of that."Ethan replies in a nonchalant fashion. Harold compliments the music Ethan is listening to, but corrects him in the process. "Rock and roll was a genre of the late 50s and early 60s, Led Zeppelin is a combination of hard rock, blues rock, folk music and heavy metal. Good music nonetheless." Ethan sighs. "Why you gotta put labels on it? Thanks though, man. I appreciate it." Ethan fist bumps the hand Harold picked his nose with, the rest of the campers that were here before Harold look disgusted. "Is my hair messed up or something?"
Trent looks over at Ethan and high fives him. "Oh man, you play guitar too? That's so cool, maybe we could jam together sometime." Ethan smiles brightly. "Yeah, that'd be wicked, dude!"
Cody arrives and starts playing air guitar as soon as he hears the boombox.
Eva arrives, and Ethan turns his music off, not wanting to anger her. Ethan waves at her "Hey man." To which Eva angrily walks over to him and responds "I'm not a man! What's your problem?! Is it because I'm strong?!" She growls at him, and his nonchalant manner disappears completely. "No! Not at all.. that's just how I talk, ma-, I mean, I'm sorry. We cool?" Ethan holds up his hand and Eva high fives it with great force, trying to hurt him. Ethan's hand turns red from how hard she hit it. "Wow..you're strong." He smiles at her.
Owen arrives. "Now that's a dude who looks like he knows how to chill." Ethan claims. Owen keeps hugging the Host and exclaiming, and talking about how psyched he is.
The next boat comes and drops off Natalie, an easily offended blonde girl with one side of her head shaved, and the other side having short hair, wearing a completely out of place purple galaxy shirt with brown sweatpants.
Ethan and all the girls chuckle quietly at her bad haircut.
The next boat drops off Courtney, a girl with short brown hair, a brown shirt, green pants, and heeled sandals, she waves at all the contestants. "Hi, it's really nice to meet you all!" Beth comes up and shakes her hand. "Hi there! I'm Beth. You seem really nice!" Beth smiles brightly. "Aww, thanks. It's wonderful to meet you Beth. O-Oh-wow."
Courtney stops talking when a guy named Justin arrives, he is beautiful, there is no other way to put it. Every guy AND girl is attracted to Justin but. Natalie, Katie, Sadie and Ethan being the most excited over him.
"I don't think I've ever seen such beauty." Courtney says.
Michael is listening to his raunchy, unprofessional, mumble rap music on his phone as he walks past and ignores every camper. "Turn that horrible stuff down." Ethan asks, and Eva agrees with him. "Yeah, no one wants to hear that. And if you DON'T turn it off, I'll MAKE you." Michael quickly turns it off.
Izzy arrives, and is so excited to meet everyone that when she jumps on the boat she hits her head on the end of the dock. "That was bad, right man?" Tyler chuckles and nudges Cody. "Yeah, totally. Wicked wipeout." Courtney helps Izzy out of the water. "That felt so good! Except for hitting my chin..that hurt. Is this summer camp!? Are we having lunch soon!?" Izzy asks excitedly.
"Shut up you spastic, one question at a time, no one can understand you, you hyper freak." Heather says to Izzy, but Izzy doesn't really pick up on it.
"Alright, since you're all getting along so well.." Chris chuckles. "We need a group photo for the promos, marketing and shit. So everyone to the end of the dock."
All 24 campers pose for a picture. "Say Wawanakwa, you guys!" Chris excliams. The 24 campers are about to say it, but the dock breaks and they fall in the water. Half an hour later, everyone is dried off and at camp.
All 24 campers are sitting around the campfire pit. Chris explains the camp. "This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks! The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates." Natalie looks at Gwen. "Your competition." Eva looks at Tyler. "And maybe even your friends!" Beth looks at Courtney, the two smiling at eachother. Harold looks at Duncan but Duncan threatens Harold with his fist, Harold smiles nervously back at him.
"The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!. Here's the deal, we're splitting you into two teams. If I call your name go stand over there.. Gwen..Trent..Heather..Cody…Lindsay..Beth..Natalie..Katie..Owen..LeShawna..Justin..and Michael. From this moment on, you are officially known as the Screaming Gophers! The rest of you over here." Owen cheers. "Yay, I'm a Gopher, that sounds awesome!" Beth frowns. "Aww, I wanted to be on a team with Courtney..."
Chris announces the second team. "Geoff..Bridgette..DJ..Tyler..Sadie..Izzy..Courtney..Duncan...Ethan..Noah..Eva..and Harold. Move, move, move move!" Sadie starts to get upset. "But Katie's a Gopher..I have to be a gopher!" Courtney comforts her. Chris tells them their team name. "From this moment on, you are officially known as the Killer Bass!"
Chris explains the confessional and the cameras. "Alright, campers. Your team will be on camera in ALL public areas during this competition. You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're REALLY thinking. Or, just get something off your chest."
(CONFESSIONAL)
Gwen: "Okay, so far this sucks."
(CONFESIONAL END)
(CONFESSIONAL)
Ethan: "Eva's really strong man, I don't know whether to feel safe or in danger."
(CONFESSIONAL END)
(CONFESSIONAL)
Michael is listening to his rap music. "Yeah yeah yeah I have so much money yeah lots lots lots!" He looks into the camera and turns off his music. "If you like what you see, get me a record deal!"
(CONFESSIONAL END)
The Bass and Gophers move into their cabins. Sadie comes up to Chris and asks him if she can switch places with a Gopher. Beth comes out of the Gopher cabin.
Sadie frantically asks her, "Can you please switch with me? I cant live without Sadie!"
Beth smiles and happily tells her that she'll switch.
(CONFESSIONAL)
Beth: I think it'll be a good idea if I try to make friends early..it's scary to be alone and stuff cause then I might get voted off just because. My team seems really nice though! I'm glad I don't have to be a gopher.
(CONFESSIONAL END)
TEAMS
KILLER BASS: Geoff,Bridgette,DJ,Tyler,Beth,Izzy,Courtney,Duncan,Ethan,Noah,Eva,Harold
SCREAMING GOPHERS: Gwen,Trent,Heather,Cody,Lindsay,Sadie,Natalie,Katie,Owen,LeShawna,Justin,Michael
The 24 campers enter the cafeteria and get their food. The camp cook, Chef Hatchet, glares at them. "I serve it 3 times a day, and you'll eat it 3 times a day!" The chef orders.
The contestants get their food and Leshawna and Eva are the last in line. Leshawna waves at Eva and says "What's up, girl?" Eva gets her food and ignores Leshawna. "h, it's gonna be like that, is it?" Leshawna gets her food and angrily mumbles something about Eva. Leshawna sits next to Natalie. "We have to win, girl. I wanna stick it to that Eva girl."
Ethan hears Eva's name and looks over at their table. "What are you talking about Eva for?" Eva angrily looks at Ethan, "They're talking about me? WHAT ARE THEY SAYING!?" She growls viciously at Ethan, and Ethan fearfully tells her that they want to win just so that she can be kicked off.
"Yeah, guys? Really? Well I'm here to let you know that I came to WIN." Eva bangs on the Gopher table and frightened looks come upon their faces. Chris comes in.
"Your first challenge starts in one hour!" The 24 campers appear on the top of the cliff in their bathing suits.
Ethan looks down at the cliff and backs away."I can't swim, guys! We're so dead..that drop Is so deep!" "It's not that hard, just do whatever it is you need to do quick and get it over with. It's easy, just don't think about it." DJ tells Ethan kind heartedly, and Ethan takes deep breaths.
Gwen sighs. "I did NOT sign up for this."
OC Label's:
Ethan: The Hippie
Natalie: The Hypocritical Feminist
Michael: The Rapstar